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posted 10/27/2010 3:59:40 AM |
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It all started last Saturday morning about 5:30am, im in the oft mentioned hot tub, just thinking about nothing, and i hear something at the house across the corner from me...she is dragging stuff out of her garage...Oh Lordy, my neighbor is having a yard sale, and im naked in the hot tub, and her first customers have arrived...and they are all parking on my side of the street, Im just a few feet away...but no one can see me, as long as i stay in the hot tub...

So I wait for a break in traffic, hop out, throw on my robe, and dash by this time curosity has the better of me, i get dressed and join the crowd at the yard sale...

And what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a big black needlepoint purse, (picture Mary Poppins) I inquire to the price...$ dollar...oh how wonderful, I would have taken out a bank loan for sure a grand my wonderful purse and I go home....

I told you all of that so I could tell you this...Tuesday after work, i ran some errands, had a small family visit, and am finally headed home, and im starving...Im doing a mental inventory of what i have at home...tapila fish...frozen...grilled chicken...frozen...and im so hungry, so i calulate how long it will take to thaw and prepare each thing that comes to mind...nope, i will completely starve before then.

I very seldom eat fast food, and by seldom I mean once or twice a year, so I pull into McD's and my goodness...lots of people DO eat fast food, about 6 or 7 cars in the drive I park and go inside.

The place is full of young workers, scurring around like ants in a hill, I saw three of them almost trip over a mop bucket...finally it's my turn, a beautiful young girl ask if she can help me, Yes I would like a double cheese burger with no katsup...then she sees my glorious purse, her eyes lit up like it was Christmas morning.."oh what a beautiful purse"

I thanked her, and as she was getting my food, i emptied everything from the purse into my pockets, (wearing scrubs, lots of pockets) so, when she comes back I gave her the purse...she almost cried with joy, but i told her I was happier to give it to her than she was to recieve it..

I make the short drive home, so eager to finally have something to eat...and the little bitch got my order has katsup Karma...

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Oct 27 @ 4:27AM  
Maybe it was the Person doing the food prep...that fucked up the Order!

Oct 27 @ 5:18AM  
Ain't that some shit

Oct 27 @ 5:47AM  
my first reaction...I burst out laughing...

Oct 27 @ 5:54AM  
What?Something happened after you were naked in your hot tub ,,,sorry for your mishap with the burger,but it was McDonalds.Had you done the drive-thru,your order might have been right and you would still have the purse too.

Oct 27 @ 5:57AM  
But I wouldnt have this great story to tell....

Oct 27 @ 7:25AM  
That was very nice of you comet!!!

Oct 27 @ 7:40AM  
yea, pink that's what im known for

all kidding aside, i do enjoy random acts of kindness to others, and she really loved the purse...said she was going to change from her old purse to new purse on her break...

Oct 27 @ 10:50AM  
Aw are just full of surprises. What a wonderful thing to do.

Yeah seems like more and more these fast food places make these mistakes. I stopped at Arby's the other day and asked for Arby sauce to put on my sandwich and when I got home I had that horseradish crap...

I don't like raw onions and for years when I'd stop for a hamburger at McD's I'd tell them no onion and follow that with...."Seriously...I'm allergic to onions!!!" It always worked.

Oct 27 @ 1:18PM  
Very sweet and very funny....the hot tub incident..I really thought you were going to find a man...not a purse.....

Oct 27 @ 1:45PM  
That was just so sweet of you to give her that purse!


Oct 27 @ 3:47PM  
I'ma give you a cookie for a cute story!

Oct 27 @ 6:16PM  
Big Mac would have been better- it's the only burger I'll eat from Mickey D's- cute story tho!


Oct 27 @ 7:41PM  
The little bitch, but that double cheese burger sounds good to me

Oct 28 @ 7:51AM  
Don't you just love big purses? I know I do...and I can never have enough of them. I don't have a shoe addiction...but I certainly have a purse addiction. I gots to have lots and lots of room for all my schtuff.

You're such a sweetheart Ms. Comet. Thanks for sharing such a cute story.

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