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A couple of women were playing golf....

posted 10/26/2010 7:24:59 AM |
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  lkb66

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him "How does that feel?"

He replied "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

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NightOfOld

Oct 26 @ 8:35AM  


LadyRamRod

Oct 26 @ 4:26PM  
Good joke lkb
onehornytoad69

Oct 26 @ 5:51PM  
Cute!
Loveyoulongtime2

Oct 26 @ 7:49PM  
Good one!
vixen353

Oct 28 @ 5:43AM  
KitKat25

Oct 28 @ 7:40AM  
Yep...that would definitely be my luck.
Funny schtuff lkb66.
xseriuosshanker25x

Dec 12 @ 1:24AM  
im a 12 handicap- i think that would make a great "movie" gonna have 2 add it to fantasy list.(as weird as it may sound!)

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A couple of women were playing golf....