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A Halloween Story

posted 10/21/2010 3:02:10 PM |
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One rainy, windy night, not unlike tonight, a man was walking home alone, down a dark, deserted street that ran right by the local cemetary.
As he passed the gates, he heard a bump in the darkness behind him. Not daring to look back, he quickened his pace. But, the bumping noise continued behind him.
He stopped and turned to see what it was. Coming down the road behind him was a coffin, standing on end, bumping from side to side - BUMP, BUMP, BUMP.
The man, terrified for his life, turned and ran into the driving rain. Behind him, the coffin came faster - BUMP, BUMP, BUMP! Ahead of him, there was a branch that had fallen from a tree. He reached down and grabbed it as he ran by. Still running, he turned and threw it over his shoulder at the coffin - but it just splintered when it hit the coffin and the coffin continued coming faster - BUMPITY, BUMPITY, BUMPITY!
The man turned the corner onto his street and ran through his front gate, the coffin right behind him. His splitting axe was resting against his woodpile so he snagged it, turned, and gave a mighty two-handed throw sending it end over end right at the coffin. SMASH! - the axe shattered on the unnaturally strong wood of the coffin and it continued after him.
The man dashed in his house, but the coffin crashed through the front door. The man ran upstairs and grabbed his shotgun off the wall display. He blasted the coffin with both barrels, but the shot bounced harmlessly off the coffin as it continued up the stairs - BUMP, CLOMP, BUMP, CLOMP!
The man, desperate and scared to death, jumped into the bathroom and locked the door - knowing it would do no good. The coffin Banged against the door, once ..., twice ..., and on the third time, the door exploded and the coffin came forward.
In desperation the man reached out his hand and grabbed whatever he could. All that was there was a bottle of cough syrup so he threw it at the coffin.

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Oct 21 @ 3:02PM  
Are you ready for the rest?

Oct 21 @ 3:02PM  
Are you sure?

Oct 21 @ 3:03PM  
The bottle shattered, the cough syrup poured on the coffin, and the coffin stopped.

Oct 21 @ 3:06PM  
That was cute. Here is a greenie for you!

Oct 21 @ 3:40PM  

That was cute!!

Green pumpkin for ya- well... it looks like a pumpkin to ME anyway!


Oct 21 @ 3:48PM  
That is cute and I had not heard, so here is your green diskie.

Oct 21 @ 3:59PM  
Ya had me going! I don't like scary storys.
good one here's a green thing.

Oct 21 @ 4:44PM  
that was SCARY good:)

Oct 21 @ 4:45PM  
did you ever see the movie 'beast of five fingers' with peter lorre??? saw it at 4 yrs old at the smiths house, the mormons across the street. i've never been the same.
at nighttime..

Oct 21 @ 6:16PM  
So....if I'm being chased by the coffin from hell....I just grab cough syrup and pour it on it?

Ok!! I'll try to remember that when I'm running for my life.

That was good.

Oct 21 @ 7:47PM  

Good one! Never heard this one before!!


Oct 21 @ 7:53PM  
Ceddiieee! I love you baybeeee!!!

Whapper, yup, I love those old black and white B movies.. they are awesome. I particularly like "The Raven" with Vincent Price.

Glad y'all enjoyed it.

Oct 21 @ 9:12PM  

Once you mentioned caugh syrup I knew what was coming. But a good one.


Oct 21 @ 10:26PM  
That was good!!!!!!

Oct 21 @ 10:54PM  
Good one

Oct 21 @ 11:55PM  
Ah that was a spookie one

Oct 22 @ 4:32AM  
But I was expecting a Wanna Fuck to be in there somewhere....

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A Halloween Story