Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.
A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their
medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.
A few minutes later, she comes back, reaches under one man's
gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he asks, "What the
hell are you doing?"
She replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to
have a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a problem, the man
relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.
The second man watches all of this and, by the time the nurse
turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise,
she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job.
The first man, surprised too, asks, "Hey! What is this? Why is
it that I get a hand job and he gets blow job?"
The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between
Obamacare and private health insurance."
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