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posted 10/20/2010 7:26:54 PM |
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Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.
A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their
medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.
A few minutes later, she comes back, reaches under one man's
gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he asks, "What the
hell are you doing?"
She replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to
have a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a problem, the man
relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.
The second man watches all of this and, by the time the nurse
turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise,
she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job.
The first man, surprised too, asks, "Hey! What is this? Why is
it that I get a hand job and he gets blow job?"
The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between
Obamacare and private health insurance."

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onehornytoad69

Oct 20 @ 7:33PM  
Hell, a hand job work about right now!
Cute!
Wordsofwit

Oct 20 @ 7:56PM  
I had seen this one last year several times in my email in box. I had heard it a many years ago in a different form. I posted the original about three years ago (it is one of my all time favorites):

A woman went to the hospital to visit her widowed father who had overdosed on Viagra. While on her way to father's room, she passes into a ward where four elderly men are vigorously masturbating. Appalled she goes o the head nurse and demands an explanation. The nurse explains that it is part of their therapy and they must do this to relieve pressure or they will over produce semen which can lead to testicle swelling and a fatal rupture. Still shaken, the woman accepts the explanation and proceeds to her father's room hurrying past the four men in therapy. She opens the door to her father's room and a gorgeous nurse is giving her father a blow job. Appalled she again goes the head nurse and demands an explanation. The head nurse informs her that it is the same condition and therapy but that her father has a better health plan.
hog77297

Oct 20 @ 8:13PM  
Ya Bruce but it's the first one that bashes Obama care!
LadyRamRod

Oct 20 @ 9:28PM  
Great joke hog, really liked it

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