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posted 10/20/2010 2:31:26 PM |
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  shyguy140


An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall.

One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick."

"How did you get it fixed?" asked Ben.

"Well I just dipped my finger in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."

Ben went home to the farm and decided to try it. He grabbed a cow, dipped his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all around the bull's nose.

The bull got a rip roaring boner and immediately jumped on the cow.

Ben was impressed. That night, he got into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lay sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his wife's vagina and feeling that it was nice and wet, rubbed it all around his nose and got a rip roaring hard on.

He quickly shook his wife awake and cried out, "Honey, look!"

She rolled over, turned on the light and said, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a nosebleed?"

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Wordsofwit

Oct 20 @ 2:37PM  
Good one, funny and I hadn't heard before, automatic green disk for you. It is nice to see something that is fresh and funny for a change.
sugarnspice005

Oct 20 @ 3:49PM  


I had to double check who wrote this blog to make sure it wasn't a Straddle blog.
onehornytoad69

Oct 20 @ 4:03PM  
Cute!
ynot7769

Oct 20 @ 5:59PM  
now there's an oldie but DEFF a goodie!!!

kudo for that one
LadyRamRod

Oct 20 @ 6:58PM  
A good one shyguy
lilofval

Oct 22 @ 9:38PM  

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