I don't understand the popularity of reality television. If I wanted 2 see reality, I wouldn't be watching TV 2 begin with.
On the other hand, I am an American Idol freak (It's back on Tuesday...set Ur alarms!). I fucking like Idol so much that Ryan Seacrest doesn't even bother me. That, however, bothers me greatly...
I love titties. Big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones...it doesn't matter. That's why I think we should have an AMD wet T-shirt contest!
Tomorrow G-4 is showing thier coverage of the Adult Expo in Las Vegas. Since I couldn't make it this year, and it seems like it might help me get there next year, I think I am going 2 review thier coverage of the convention instead.
Best New Movie: Casino Royale wuz really good.
Funniest New Movie: Borat
Wierdest New Movie: A Scanner Darkly. Good...but fucking wierd.
Biggest Suprise Movie: Rocky Balboa (I found myself hoping 4 Rocky Seven, swear 2 God!)
Biggest Dissapointment: Deja Vu
Best New TV Show: The Knights of Prosperity (Honorable Mention: Big Day)
Biggest Suprise on TV: Justin Timberlake wuz really funny when he hosted SNL
Biggest Discovery: The poetry of E.S. Rain. (see how a player does it?)
I heard there are sixty million webcams available online 4 anyone 2 view. Guess the bottom's fallen out of that hustle, huh?
The fucking iPhone is the SHIT! U have 2 see it. It's like...wow...U just have 2 see it. It's the fucking bomb.
Celebrity I'd Most Like 2 Fuck: Liz Taylor. Yeah, I know...she's old and fat and STILL Liz Taylor! Hell...maybe I could even be hubby number ten! (shhh...nobody tell dixxxbitch about this...)
Celebrity I'd Most Like 2 Fuck Up: Jane Fonda (I still say make that bitch go live in a fucking rice paddy)
I wuz sorry 2 see that LadyM's profile has been deleted. I hope she comes back again soon.
Thanks again 2 everyone who went and checked out my artwork. I figured out (with Nomi's help..thank U, sweetie) that U have 2 click on the title of the posting 2 leave comments. Sorry 4 any confusion. Anyone who missed it can msg me 4 the addy if they want.
I find it hilarious that someone wuz just kicking it, watching me and waiting 4 me 2 make some offensive remark so he could pounce on me and reveal 2 everyone what a fraud I am. And I had 2 go and fuck everything up by being respectful (not 2 mention hilarious) He got so worked up over it he imagined I wuz talking shit when I wuzn't. Looking back on it, he even tried 2 bait me once or twice. It fucking kills me. I would almost feel important if it weren't so fucking petty. It must've really pissed him off that I quit talking about his old lady as soon as she asked me (scratch that)...told me 2. I love it when people start 2 believe thier own hype. Silly Rabbit...Trix are 4 kids...
BTW...that wuz me talking shit. See the difference?
If anyone is interested in posing 4 some artistic photography I am searching 4 models. This is legit. U can ask Sxze if U don't believe me. Let me know if U are interested and we can work out the details.
We need more emoticons. Hundreds and hundreds of them. Holiday themed, pornicons, whatever. I know U motherfuckers got them. Why U wanna hold out? Trying 2 fuck up my game. That' all right, though...it ain't nothin 2 a box.
Someone should organize an AMD mixer. We could hold it in Las Vegas and put it far enough N2 the future that folks can save up 2 go. Just an idea...
Keeping U posted...
DS 
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wtxman
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Jan 12 @ 6:28AM
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make love, not war! Fuck that: kill em all and let god sort it out. No that won't work either: God is dead! You Da bomb DS. Thinking about nominating you for the friggin Nobel Peace prize. Everybody is sooooo sensitive lately. what up with dat? Peace Out. and of course another kudo for you. ( it's not like there worth anything anyway)
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JJN4Fun
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Jan 12 @ 10:25AM
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Too much to comment on all at once, but let just say he's not lying about his artistic abilities...he did a fabulous job with one of my pics! More later...too tired right now...
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StraddleMyNose
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Jan 12 @ 11:06AM
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Hey now, I love some of the reality shows. lol
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CrazyCraveman
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Jan 12 @ 11:17AM
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I don't understand the popularity of reality television.
I have never understood it either...don't people realize that these so-called "Reality Shows" are ALL scripted by writers and shit?!
Hell, "Reality TV" has been around since the days of the...
(AWA) American Wrestling Association...based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, which was the predominant promotion throughout the mid-west and Manitoba, Canada for many years.
I remember watching this early Sunday mornings with my granny when I was a child...and one thing you NEVER wanted to do, was to tell her it was fake! If you did, she'd body slam you!
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evening_storm
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Jan 12 @ 12:45PM
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Cute.....
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tlc0766
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Jan 12 @ 3:47PM
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 American Idol yes I admit I am addicted to it. glad to see I'm not the only one ds, btw luv ur blogs they are 2 cool. lol
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