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THE DRUNK AND THE COP

posted 10/18/2010 10:10:49 AM |
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  shyguy140

One night a drunk is walking down the sidewalk holding his car keys out in front of him. He ends up walking into a police officer.

The officer says to the man,"sir are you ok?"

"Officer someone just stole my car!"

"Now sir how do you know someone stole your car?"

The man replies,"Well, the last time I saw it, it was at the end of my key!"

The officer says,"Jesus Christ your drunk, for God's sake I should arrest you for indecent exposure," pointing to the man's crotch,"you have your dick hanging out of your pants!"

The man looks down and says "Holy shit!"

"Now what?"

"Someone just stole my girlfriend!"

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williams990

Oct 18 @ 10:40AM  
1bunny629

Oct 18 @ 4:00PM  
onehornytoad69

Oct 18 @ 5:49PM  
Damn good one!
sugarnspice005

Oct 18 @ 6:26PM  
LadyRamRod

Oct 18 @ 7:24PM  
Good one shyguy

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