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BEER VS. PUSSY

posted 10/13/2010 12:04:08 PM |
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  shyguy140

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

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funnywhapper

Oct 13 @ 12:35PM  
A+++ grade on that.
themama

Oct 13 @ 12:52PM  
slohand_47

Oct 13 @ 5:16PM  
Do you know the difference between Parsley and Pussy?

Nobody eats Parsley.
StraddleMyNose

Oct 13 @ 7:29PM  
xquseme

Oct 13 @ 7:39PM  
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Say no more!
PinkToeNails

Oct 13 @ 7:40PM  


Do you know the difference between Parsley and Pussy?

Nobody eats Parsley.

I eat parsley on everything just about!!! But I don't eat pussy...

Sunshinegal35

Oct 13 @ 7:44PM  
I'm still laughing......
I also learned something new...that pussies can be "sized" and bigger is not better.
onehornytoad69

Oct 13 @ 8:45PM  
Cute!!
LadyRamRod

Oct 13 @ 9:39PM  
I'm with Pink, i love parsley
xquseme

Oct 13 @ 9:43PM  
Beer is yummy...but so is pussy!
Waddaya know...another draw!!

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