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I AIN'T NO SHOE-VA-NEST!!!!!!!

posted 10/12/2010 12:59:16 PM |
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  straightup_9

OK, Let's see if we can stir up a few of the ladies today

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably never be able to support you

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink
.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..
. "
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always
.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake
.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


C'mon, now, Girls, I know you were snickering!!!!!

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girlcountry

Oct 12 @ 1:02PM  
You're in sooooo much trouble!!
sugarnspice005

Oct 12 @ 1:29PM  
That is sooooooooooooo bad!!

Yeah, ok, so I snickered a little at a couple of them.
onehornytoad69

Oct 12 @ 2:02PM  
theSkwirl

Oct 12 @ 2:33PM  
was not!
whisperingcomet

Oct 12 @ 6:55PM  
and your point is....

reminds me to buy more shoes...
somnium

Oct 12 @ 7:21PM  
How to get on womens shit list... 'licky-de-split'!

lilofval

Oct 12 @ 8:58PM  
[QUOTE] How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it [QUOTE]



It's sooooooo much easier to pour it over his head that way !!!

lilofval

Oct 12 @ 8:59PM  
Dang I still don't have that quote thingy down yet !!

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