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AN ODE TO ORAL SEX

posted 10/11/2010 1:35:32 PM |
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  shyguy140

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

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Wordsofwit

Oct 11 @ 1:58PM  
ksk72

Oct 11 @ 2:24PM  
makes a BJ sound like a bad thing
aftershox

Oct 11 @ 8:34PM  
I am with ksk.. what is wrong with blow jobs? Why does everything messy and sticky supposed to be bad and done reluctantly or even revengefully??

I don;t get that kind of attitude.

Hmmm.. I am thinking of changing my screen name to penisbreath.. or maybe jizz_sister,, or better yet .. jizzywizzy..
onehornytoad69

Oct 12 @ 4:18AM  
Cute!
sugarnspice005

Oct 12 @ 9:28AM  

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