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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
posted 10/11/2010 11:43:54 AM |
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shyguy140
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused,
"Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So,
I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.
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somnium
Oct 11 @ 12:26PM
Tit for Tat!!!
Good one!
sugarnspice005
Oct 11 @ 12:29PM
lkb66
Oct 11 @ 12:43PM
ksk72
Oct 11 @ 2:25PM
KitKat25
Oct 11 @ 6:55PM
OMG...too funny!
lilofval
Oct 11 @ 7:17PM
Is that what's called operating on a shoestring ??
LadyRamRod
Oct 11 @ 7:19PM
StraddleMyNose
Oct 11 @ 9:30PM
Hell, with Tampons being in the title of this blog, you know I had to come in to read it.
somnium
Oct 11 @ 10:11PM
Hell, with Tampons being in the title of this blog, you know I had to come in to read it.
I don't think I want to know what you meant by:
StraddleMyNose
Oct 11 @ 10:20PM
I don't think I want to know what you meant by:
Now Som, I'm thinking you already know what I meant by tampons and
.
onehornytoad69
Oct 12 @ 4:23AM
1bunny629
Oct 13 @ 2:22PM
..sometimes it is better to do what they tell ya to do..both loose in this situation....
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