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posted 10/11/2010 11:43:54 AM |
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused,
"Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So,
I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.

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somnium

Oct 11 @ 12:26PM  
Tit for Tat!!!

Good one!

sugarnspice005

Oct 11 @ 12:29PM  


lkb66

Oct 11 @ 12:43PM  
ksk72

Oct 11 @ 2:25PM  
KitKat25

Oct 11 @ 6:55PM  
OMG...too funny!
lilofval

Oct 11 @ 7:17PM  
Is that what's called operating on a shoestring ??
LadyRamRod

Oct 11 @ 7:19PM  
StraddleMyNose

Oct 11 @ 9:30PM  
Hell, with Tampons being in the title of this blog, you know I had to come in to read it.

somnium

Oct 11 @ 10:11PM  
Hell, with Tampons being in the title of this blog, you know I had to come in to read it.

I don't think I want to know what you meant by:


StraddleMyNose

Oct 11 @ 10:20PM  
I don't think I want to know what you meant by:
Now Som, I'm thinking you already know what I meant by tampons and .



onehornytoad69

Oct 12 @ 4:23AM  
1bunny629

Oct 13 @ 2:22PM  
..sometimes it is better to do what they tell ya to do..both loose in this situation....

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