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"Growing Old"....................

posted 10/6/2010 8:36:21 PM |
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Growing Old

There is this guy who really takes care of his body, he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. he noticed that he is really sun-tanned all over, except his penis, and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach, strips completely and buries himself in the sand, except for his penis sticking out of the sand.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says "There is no justice in this world".

The other lady says, "What do you mean?"

The first lady says, "Look at that". When I was 10 Years old I was afraid of it. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild!


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NightOfOld

Oct 6 @ 9:15PM  


KitKat25

Oct 6 @ 10:54PM  
LMAO...Greenie!
1bunny629

Oct 7 @ 1:03PM  
...well I will be 50 soon...so...I am saving up!

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