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posted 10/6/2010 10:48:50 AM |
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INGREDIENTS

2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 firm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
2 large nuts
1 large banana

METHOD

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Fold into loving arms.

3. Spread well shaped legs.

4. Squeeze and massage milk containers gently, until fur lined bowl is well greased. Check frequently with finger (preferably middle).

5. Add banana - work in and out until well creamed.

6. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief.

Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and do not lick the bowl. (You can just taste it before putting banana).

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ksk72

Oct 6 @ 11:44AM  
sugarnspice005

Oct 6 @ 11:47AM  
Good one!

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