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THINGS A MAN SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN AFTER SEX

posted 10/4/2010 11:01:54 AM |
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1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"

5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"

6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"

7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"

8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"

9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."

10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is ?"

11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.

12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."

13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"

14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"

15) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !"

16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately-------"

17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave ?"

18) "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"

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sugarnspice005

Oct 4 @ 11:52AM  
1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

And if dumb enough to say that while in striking distance.....being sterile just may become a reality.


7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"

And run like hell! Forgot that piece of advice.

8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"

Wouldn't be a good idea to say if in a face to face situation.

10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is ?"

Yep...got one standing in front of me!

14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"

Maybe if "it" was bigger...there wouldn't be a problem.


16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately-------"

buh bye!


17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave ?"

Sure...they make such a nice sound when they smash against the wall


Just having a little fun with some comebacks!!
1bunny629

Oct 4 @ 1:00PM  
Good idea to keep a list of these around so ya don't trip over your tongue on a regular basis!...smart move...
williams990

Oct 4 @ 10:43PM  

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