1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
And if dumb enough to say that while in striking distance.....being sterile just may become a reality.
7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
And run like hell! Forgot that piece of advice.
8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
Wouldn't be a good idea to say if in a face to face situation.
10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is ?"
Yep...got one standing in front of me!
14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
Maybe if "it" was bigger...there wouldn't be a problem.
16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately-------"
17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave ?"
Sure...they make such a nice sound when they smash against the wall
Just having a little fun with some comebacks!!