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Where do you... Hide Your Adult Toys!!!

posted 10/2/2010 8:33:23 PM |
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I won't gonna post this.....tonight...but,.... I don't have time to Post the Blog...that Blackie wanted me to Post!!! That dang Dog!!! He is so Full of shit!!! please do Tell..where Do you Hide your Adult Toys? (Books and Mags. included!)
This Subject came to mind..after my Mom Passed away!!!

She had Alzheimer's...and all of her rings went Missing! I'm thinking it was someone in the Family that sold them for Dope!! But no Proof!!
Anyways......lots of Cash was Missing also....! We went through her Bedroom! No Rings or Cash was Found....but a Book or two Was!!!
That made Me...think right then and there......
If I was to Die..that Second...... My Kids Would Freak the Fuck OUT!
I have a few CD's From A&E...Freebees! Plus I have 3 drawers....that have TOYS! Not Full....mind you!!! I could put all in One if I tried!!!
But I Can Picture my Children now...Finding all of this shit!!!

So...Where's your Toy's/Books, Mags.?
If for some reason Other than Death...someone else had to go through your things...........How would You react?!!!!!

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Oct 2 @ 9:14PM  
Toad there's no shame in my game! I have mags. xxxmovies and they are in my video cabnet, They had better leave my bike shit alone unless I am dead and gone though.

Oct 2 @ 9:25PM  
I pretty much use my imagination when I'm alone to take care of my needs.

Oct 2 @ 9:29PM  
My granddaughters like to play dress up in my clothes so I learned not to leave them in a drawer under the clothes the hard way. My 4 year granddaughter walked out holding a toy and asked grandma what is this? I just said that is just something to help grandma relax and took it from her. My daughter almost fell out of her chair laughing. Now they are locked in a trunk and the key is out of children's reach.

Oct 2 @ 9:42PM  
I personally don't have any 'toys' I do have some websites bookmarked that my daughter and grand kids might be surprised to see though!

But I Can Picture my Children now...Finding all of this shit!!!

Quick... send them all to me, then you won't have to worry about that!!


Oct 2 @ 10:26PM  
Hmm was thinking of moving where mine are at.. Have drawers under our bed so they are on my side for easy reach.. Hubby has a drawer in his desk for his movies and books... Kids already know about those well our boys do.. Would freak if my daughter found all of our things...

Oct 3 @ 12:22AM  
It's a secret.

Oct 3 @ 1:25AM  
I SO have thought about this very thing...if anything happened to me....

I keep my rabbit in the drawer in my bedside drawer has lube, condoms, and the middle drawer has my rabbit in it. The rest are in my chest of drawers in a shoebox. So in case anything happens to me, ya'll know exactly where things are! I will send someone an emergency contact number so you can call him and tell him to get rid of them asap! But there is no one right now... I will have to get busy and find someone to share my toys with!

Oct 3 @ 1:26AM  
oh yea...and vids are in the bottom drawer of my bedside table! No mags to worry about!

Oct 3 @ 1:36AM  
I don't hide anything...

Oct 3 @ 5:05AM  
I wanna have a sleep over at Luvrgrl's house for a play session

Oct 3 @ 5:14AM  
I wanna have a sleep over at Luvrgrl's house for a play session
Oh Hell yeah!!!!!
Thanks everyone for the comments!!!!
See ya in a few days!!!

Oct 3 @ 11:06AM  
I don't hide anything...
So you leave your dildo on the dining room table & use it for a toothpick .... Maybe a little too big for that but you can't pass it off as a salt shaker either.

Oct 3 @ 12:52PM  
My family did freak out when they found all the toys my uncle had when he passed. I got so tired of hearing it I told the whole family to chill out an get over it.

Most my toys are in a bag in my closet cept the favorites. The magic wand stays under the bed and the rest are in a wooden box on my bedside table. It happens to be a José Cuervo Reserva de la Familia 1996 tequila box which I think is a perfect place to keep toys

Oct 3 @ 1:46PM  
A sleep over???? MMMMM! Good times are SURE to be had by all!!!

Oct 3 @ 2:10PM're funny...I don't use know I couldn't pass it off as that...I don't fuck myself in the dinning room either, so NO it wouldn't be hangin out's in my bedroom...and believe me, not many get invited in there...and it's not like I have a bunch of people or kids roaming around my house on a regular basis....

Oct 3 @ 8:07PM  
Hell, my daughter told me to go buy a jackrabbit.. so I reckon she already knows I have this stuff.. plus she and I have shopped at porn stores together before. No worries.

Oct 3 @ 8:37PM  
LOL...a few days ago my friend peggy and her Husband Billy stopped by, and we had a screaming laugh when we realized that my silver bullet vibe was on the coffee table...

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