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posted 10/2/2010 1:02:50 PM |
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  Luvrgrl

Well hello all! Been a while since I have blogged....have been busy...but in the meantime have come up with a couple of new ideas.....

After Kat's blog about catching kids masturbating... I got to thinking about toys....anyone care to share their favorites? Tell where you buy too!!!

I have to say that my rabbit has been treating me well lately....I did just buy another vibrator form A&E and I'm not liking it so much......

So whadda ya'll have to say??? Besides, I think it's bout time to turn the heat up round here!

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ynot7769

Oct 2 @ 1:06PM  


hey ynot
somnium

Oct 2 @ 2:16PM  
Well now... you just gave me an idea for the ladies to use! Here's my ad:

"Ladies, why just settle for an assortment of toys, when you can experience the simulated action of a male when the 'urge' hits?? Try our new product 'The male Playmate'! He comes as a blow up male doll, completely anatomically correct in every way! Once you blow it up, it will feel just like a man's body, hair, skin texture and all! Comes with a detachable smaller than average sized penis, with larger sized attachments available! Sizes of 4" to 18" in length and from pencil thin to monster sized cocks in diameters! Our 'horse sized' models are the most popular!

But, there's more! Our newest model comes with our patented 'Gyro Hip Movement' feature, that can be programmed for any desired hip movement for your enjoyment! You can start out with a small sized penis (for those really tight pussies) and up size to a larger size as you go along! The largest size for very loose pussies (that would normally require a man to strap a 2 x 4 across his butt to keep from falling in!)

We also offer a programmable cum ejection system that allows for variable timing to help coordinate your own personal orgasmic timing! This system can use water, warm milk or even a lotion to simulate ejaculation! Yes ladies, be the first in your entire neighborhood to own our new 'The Male Playmate' pleasure doll! Be the 'envy' of all the ladies in your neighborhood!

If you act now, ladies, we'll send to you at no cost, a set of handcuffs, a mask, a whip and a butt plug (for the kinky side of you)- but... you must act now, before this ad ends up on Page 2!

The price? Only 25 payments of $19.95 billed automatically on your credit card! Discount- save $48.75 with a one time payment of $450.00! Offer may not be repeated! HURRY and send for our 'The Male playmate' NOW!!!


Whadda ya think???


hog77297

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Oct 2 @ 3:45PM  
Trying to fix my toy now found ,it had bad rearings in the front end. Got to get it ready for biketoberfeast On the 13 th. I could use a good female to play with in the meantime,
flavorbuster

Oct 2 @ 3:47PM  
I'd like to see a couple of women with some of these toys on this page
aftershox

Oct 2 @ 6:48PM  
The experimental gal that I am, I have actually had a close encounter with a top of the line fucking machine and a couple of sybians. There is still no comparison to a guy who knows how to use all of his own attachments (cock, hands, mouth) plus knows how to improvise with dildos and items from the produce and deli sections of teh supermarket.

My favorite "add-on" is a ring of 6-8 magnetic marbles, Insert in pussy and fuck between the marbles while they push at all the good spots in the vagina. Fun for all!
onehornytoad69

Oct 2 @ 7:10PM  
I have Toys...for me and the lady I am with. A&E Rocks!
If you are not happy with a Product..you can return it yanno?
I will admit....I had one Toy that was "Too Good"!!! It simulated a BJ......but it had a Vibrator...at the deep end of it!!!! When I would get a real BJ....it was a Let down!!!! WTF?

I wanted to do a blog on..where do you Hide your Toys/Condoms/Naughty stuff in General...?!!! But I have another blog that I wanna Post first! Maybe someone else can do this one?
somnium

Oct 2 @ 7:30PM  
I wanted to do a blog on..where do you Hide your Toys/Condoms/Naughty stuff in General...?!!!

In the freezer???


budman701

Oct 2 @ 10:39PM  
I like to keep my foam pussy in the microwave....no forplay and its ready in 30 seconds
ksk72

Oct 3 @ 12:37PM  
Hitachi
StraddleMyNose

Oct 3 @ 5:01PM  
I love to use her toys on her.
KitKat25

Oct 3 @ 5:35PM  
LMFAO!!!

I think Som has missed his true calling. I think he would be very successful as a toy salesman.

What toys do I have?
I have a dohickey...a thingamajig...and a whatchamacallit.

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