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posted 10/1/2010 11:58:50 PM |
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  flavorbuster

Since we are on a food tangent I got a little story to tell. These musical panhandlers annoy the fuck out of me when I'm trying to have a decent meal & conversation with a lady. Better not twitch an eye their way because they will be right on top of you at your table singing bull shit & blowing those fucking horns in your ear. I don't mind them at a distance but not in my fucking lap.
Anyway that happened & I started howling like a crazed hound dog at the top of my lungs & even jumped up & started imitating the crazy dance & leg kick at a certain punch line of the song like the lead singer was doing. I got a lot of stares & laughs from everybody but to my surprise I embarrassed the little fellows & they moved on without getting a dime from me & I just don't give a fuck. I quit cold turkey on drinking four months ago so it can't be blamed on alcohol. I have couth, good manners, very polite, & generally tip well with service that's not completely shitty.
The food with service is very good & I love those enchilada dinners with a good sized side bowl of guacamole & so what if it costs extra I like it. I just hate the Mariachi Bands fucking with my meal & good company. Now if it was a good rock band my actions would have been a little different. .......

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KitKat25

Oct 2 @ 1:24AM  
Flavor...You big bully!

I know the mariachi bands can be a bit annoying when they get too close to your table...but if you avoid eye contact with them...they will slowly drift away to someone else's table. You made a rookie mistake...and that's why you had to pay the consequences. Or was it the mariachi band that had to pay the consequences by being subjected to your howling and dancing?!?!

I can't believe you were howling in a restaurant. I'm curious as to what your lady had to say about your little impromptu show.

In any event...thanks for the chuckle Flavor. I enjoyed your story.
RJ53

Oct 2 @ 2:54AM  
That is just too funny. They just wanted to give you the full Mexican experience.
onehornytoad69

Oct 2 @ 3:37AM  

I'm curious as to what your lady had to say about your little impromptu show.
Yeah me too!!!!
Wordsofwit

Oct 2 @ 6:09AM  
Not as bad as bagpipes in the morning.
ksk72

Oct 2 @ 11:30AM  
Here those damn things are in public parks too and I cant stand them.
flavorbuster

Oct 2 @ 11:53AM  
I'm curious as to what your lady had to say about your little impromptu show.
She laughed about it but we did tease each other prior to the event about drawing attention to the table.
somnium

Oct 2 @ 12:13PM  
Well, aside from getting your eardrums blown out by the horns in your ears, I would think they might tend to blow away any romantic tendencies as well- thereby, defeating their purpose to begin with! What were they thinking?


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