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If You Caught Your Teenager Masturbating...How Would You Handle It?

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  KitKat25

I was watching a TV show Sunday night…and there was a scene on this particular show…where the mom accidently walked in on her teenage son…while he was masturbating.

Well…instead of this mom simply walking away…and ignoring her "close encounter" after she had quickly shut his door…she decided to be honest about the situation…and enter her son’s room again…much to her son’s obvious embarrassment. The mom then parked her tushie on his bed…with her son still on it…and with his pants still unzipped. She then proceeded to take her son’s laptop out of his hands… and begin watching the porn movie with him. The son’s expression was priceless…and ranged anywhere between outrage…disbelief…and complete embarrassment.

Well…let me tell you...I laughed so hard I cried …because I’ve had this exact situation happen to me in the past…twice.

This episode got me to thinking about how other moms and dads handle this same situation…so I thought I would bring the question to the land of Pervia.

So peeps…if you caught your teenager masturbating…how would you handle it?

Me? I caught my son masturbating twice when he was 14…and I handled it differently both times. The first time…he was under a blanket on his bed…so I quickly apologized and shut his door. When he mentioned the situation 30 minutes later…to grump at me of course …I played dumb…and said I was sorry for waking him up. He didn’t press me any further…so the incident was soon forgotten about.

The second incident occurred one morning when my son was already up…and when he wasn’t underneath any type of bedding…so deniability was completely out of the question. When my son came out of his room approximately 15 minutes later…he was pissed. Of course…he would have been more upset if he had known how much I laughed right after I had quickly left his room…but that’s a whole other story. I looked at my son with a big smile …apologized profusely …and then told him he needed to start locking his bedroom door during “masturbation hour” since he wasn’t responding to my knocks...and I thought it was okay to enter his room.

I guess my advice worked…because no further incidents occurred.

Your turn…

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RJ53

Sep 29 @ 5:08PM  
Never caught either son in the act but found the magazines in my youngest son's room. I just picked them up from under the bed and put them on his nightstand in a neat stack. When he walked in the room he looked at the magazines and looked at me and turned beet red. I just said I thought you might be using them to draw from (he is an artist) and did not want them to get messed up. You have never seen such a look of relief on someone's face in your life.
onehornytoad69

Sep 29 @ 5:09PM  
I never caught my kids.....!!!
StraddleMyNose

Sep 29 @ 5:23PM  
I really enjoyed your story about you catching your son in the act.

If I had caught my daughter in the act while walking in on her, I would have not tried to show any emotion and turn right around. I would then be prepared for her to approach me later on about it and try really hard not to laugh.
Wordsofwit

Sep 29 @ 5:24PM  
If You Caught Your Teenager Masturbating...How Would You Handle It?

Why handle it? He has two hands and doesn't yours.

I would ignore it.
KitKat25

Sep 29 @ 5:36PM  
Why handle it? He has two hands and doesn't yours.
I would ignore it.

I assume you meant to say he didn't need my hands to masturbate. Thankfully...my son has never requested this of me...as that would mean counseling...and a whole other blog.
Trust me...I would have LOVED to ignore the situation...and not handle "it"...but my son came to me...and chose not to ignore it.
40DWM

Sep 29 @ 5:37PM  
Several years ago, I put a key lock on my sons room. To get in, you need to
knock, or have a key (which I do). I respect his privacy, and knock when he's
in.
If I was to walk in while he was masturbating, I'd probably say, "don't point
that thing near me, it's loaded", and leave.
somnium

Sep 29 @ 6:34PM  
How Would You Handle It?

Pun intended or no?? Come on... you can tell us!!

You know, sometimes a divorce has merits one never thought of! This is one of those times 'cause, my ex had custody of my daughter and the thought never crossed my mind about that- and if it had, I wouldn't have had to worry about it!

What an em bare a skin situation that would be!!


hog77297

Sep 29 @ 6:56PM  
Caught my grandsom just a couple weeks ago. Told him to have at it, all boys and most men do it from time to time. Did offer him a Mag.ot two.
theSkwirl

Sep 29 @ 7:43PM  
I just told my daughter to wash that thing well before she put it back in my drawer.

Never caught her again.. imaginate?
somnium

Sep 29 @ 7:56PM  
I heard that guys years ago were told that "You'll go blind if you do that!"

Well... I still have good eye sight- although, I am far sighted! Hmmm.... could that............. have............. anything to do with................................ that???


sugarnspice005

Sep 29 @ 8:24PM  
I don't have kids, but I do have a niece and nephew. I haven't walked in on either one of them...but my sister, their mother, walked in on her 14 yr old son while he was masturbating. She turned around and walked out. A few minutes later, he came out, sat down on the couch to play a video game, and my sister, being who she is, couldn't resist it. She asked my nephew if he felt better. His response, "leave it alone Mom!!"
ShadowMale

Sep 29 @ 8:25PM  
My mom walked in on me once. No need to lock the door after that.... she would just yell for me across the house from then on.
onehornytoad69

Sep 29 @ 8:25PM  
If I caught my son Now....I would make sure he used Baby Oil!!!!
Oh it feels so good!!!
theSkwirl

Sep 29 @ 8:30PM  
She asked my nephew if he felt better.

I'm evil, I'd have asked him if he washed his hands.
sugarnspice005

Sep 29 @ 8:53PM  
I'm evil, I'd have asked him if he washed his hands.



I'm going to pass that on to my sister. She will love that one.
KitKat25

Sep 29 @ 8:59PM  
She asked my nephew if he felt better. His response, "leave it alone Mom!!"

I used to do ^^^ that ^^^ occasionally when my son would take too long in the bathroom.
Hey...a mom's got have fun too sometimes.
NightOfOld

Sep 29 @ 9:23PM  

Never caught them. So I don't know.
I'd probably have told them to get a girlfriend.
aftershox

Sep 29 @ 10:21PM  
I just told my daughter to wash that thing well before she put it back in my drawer.
Skwirl!! U R too much!

My daughter better not be borrowing any of my toys!
Luvrgrl

Sep 30 @ 12:43AM  
You watch The big C!!! Love that show! Weeds and The Big C back to back on Monday nights! Hung is on Sunday nights!

I have no kids...but I did find my mom's toys when I was a kid! And yes...I did use them! Maybe thats a new blog topic! Did you ever find and use your parents toys????
PinkToeNails

Sep 30 @ 12:59AM  
I loved Hogs comment!!! Best way to handle it perhaps!?!??!?!

I walked in on my daughter once.... not too terribly long ago either

I think I was about as taken aback as she was! .........

I think I see a blog in our future!!! luvrgrl... ..
Did you ever find and use your parents toys????

And my answer to that question is...................................good god I hope not!!!!!!!!!!! Oh... and my Mom wouldn't dare have anything like that.. trust me!!

1bunny629

Sep 30 @ 2:20AM  
I am hoping I would have applauded...didn't have kids...never got caught...but hell...I never tried to hide either...
1bunny629

Sep 30 @ 2:25AM  
...
A few minutes later, he came out, sat down on the couch to play a video game, and my sister, being who she is, couldn't resist it. She asked my nephew
....did ya wash your hands????????????? ...ha! couldn't resist.....
flavorbuster

Sep 30 @ 4:07AM  
So peeps…if you caught your teenager masturbating…how would you handle it?
I'd tell him when he is cocked & ready to chase & shoot down that lone annoying house fly.
mslk39

Oct 1 @ 5:36PM  
Just turn him into Christine she will get him.
KnightsSearch

Oct 5 @ 9:14PM  
Oldest son left his bedroom door opend and had his back to the door and when I walked in he was rocking back and forth like a sea horse walked out and starting laughing my ass off My mother asked what was so funny told her and she went and peeked in the hall way and almost fell down Laughing When he came out into the living room told him if he was going to play with rosie palm and her five sisters he needed to close his door and to think about using hand cream to help make it slippery to help and if in the if shower to use soap LOL My mother fell off the sofa laughing later found a hustler from the 1970's under his bed this was when he was 17 LOL that was 4 years ago
bigman1960

Oct 8 @ 5:57PM  
if its a guy give him a playboy and excuse yourself.
if its a girl give her thedildo and some batteries ..
both will know what to do.
clark kent

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