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posted 9/27/2010 9:16:09 PM |
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  KitKat25

A little girl asked her Mother..."How was the human race created?"

The Mother replied..."God made Adam and Eve...they had children...so all mankind was made."

A few days later...the little girl asked her Father the same question. The Father answered..."Many years ago...there were monkeys...and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her Mother and says..."Mom...how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God...and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"

The Mother replied..."Well dear...it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family...and your Father told you about his."

Suddenly...things have become so much clearer for me. Especially when I look back at my own family tree.

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PinkToeNails

Sep 27 @ 9:28PM  
No way!!!!!!!!!

That's too funny!!!
StraddleMyNose

Sep 27 @ 9:34PM  
That was pretty funny!
theSkwirl

Sep 27 @ 9:42PM  
My Momma told me it was something to do with watermelon seeds and kissing.
PinkToeNails

Sep 27 @ 9:48PM  
LOL ^^^^^^^^ skwirl is so funny!!

NightOfOld

Sep 27 @ 10:30PM  




I heard it was because Eve didn't wash her hands.
onehornytoad69

Sep 27 @ 11:00PM  
Cute!!!
somnium

Sep 27 @ 11:45PM  
I can relate to that for some of my family anyway!


tassie1

Sep 28 @ 5:10AM  
when I got married the first time around i remember the ceremony quite well.

there on one side was my family,
and on the other side sat the planet of the apes
sugarnspice005

Sep 28 @ 10:15AM  


That was cute!

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