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posted 9/25/2010 1:24:11 PM |
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LOL...I have a great friend name Connie, she is highly educated, intelligent, and even pretty, tall thin, dark curly hair...really pretty...

She is also my main drinking buddy, (exept for you pervs here) sometimes i go stay all nite with her and Daisy. Daisy is of course her dog, old enlish shephard...great old girl, she and jake are great friends.

Or we have phone dates...one day we had planned a drinking phone call, I was driving home from work, and she had already arrived at her house.

she asked how far I was from home, as she would call me back, I told her I was at mile marker 29, and i was countiing the mile markers down...

Oh and Connie drinks me under the table every time, but she also blacks out...just like me. Connie asked me one day if I thought we were alcholics...I told her no....Alcholics go to meetings and we have never been to a meeting...sorry if i stepped on any toes with that....but as what's his name says...":now that's funny, I dont kear who says it, thats funny"

As each of you knows, there is nothing that I enjoy more than BWI, but when Connie gets a few sheets in the wind....she like to cook.

I spoke to her briefly this morning, and she told me about getting wasted last nite, and getting up to discover that she had cooked....deviled eyes, potatoe salad and baked beans, and that her clothes were soaking wet hanging over the shower curtain rod...

that crazy Connie...

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PinkToeNails

Sep 25 @ 1:30PM  
I told her no....Alcholics go to meetings and we have never been to a meeting



You just kill me with some of the things you say!!

So why doesn't Connie come BWI with us??
PinkToeNails

Sep 25 @ 1:31PM  
OH WAIT!!!!

She cooked what?!?!??!?!
deviled eyes



Gotcha though!
whisperingcomet

Sep 25 @ 1:35PM  
LOL...deviled eyes....i just crack myself up....
1bunny629

Sep 25 @ 2:01PM  
I seriously read that the way it was intended to be written...devild eyes...looked like deviled eggs to me...huh...wonder what that's all about ....ya gonna share the big cock with Connie???
Ewe_Wish

Sep 25 @ 2:32PM  
.Alcholics go to meetings and we have never been to a meeting...sorry if i stepped on any toes with that...
. Well I dont know about the rest of the alcoholics here............but for someone who has 5 yrs of recovery in.............I not only dont take offense to it but it happens to be one of my favorite jokes.......one time my sister asked me when I knew for sure I was an alcoholic and I told her.........Oh when i started going to meetings.........I mean sober people would have a hellava lot more to do than spend hours in a church basement drinking horrible coffee......

Do what makes you happy Linda...........ain't no one elses business!
ynot7769

Sep 25 @ 3:04PM  
damn i wana meet connie..>IF we can teach her to ONLY cook meat?
sugarnspice005

Sep 25 @ 5:07PM  
Gotta say it....the two of you make a good team. One likes to bwi and the other likes to cwi.

Wordsofwit

Sep 25 @ 5:40PM  
She sounds like a delightful lady if she could get a handle on the partying. Yeah, I drink, but there is a point of cessation, moderation, and modulation.

BTW, how good of a cook is she? I have to admit that sometimes I will cook a dish when I am buzzed, but I have it done so well consistently over time, that there is no drop in the quality of the meal compared to being straight. I guess it is an auto-pilot thing...CWI?
aspiringwriter

Sep 25 @ 6:44PM  
I used to date a woman who was a nerd of the engineering variety. From time to time she would , and when ever she got good and stoned, she would start building things. At first, I was afraid of the combination of weed and a soldering iron. But eventually, you just get used to these things.

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye, as they say.
somnium

Sep 25 @ 9:28PM  
I love "deviled eyes"... as long as there isn't too much makeup on them!!!

RJ53

Sep 26 @ 1:40AM  
I had a friend who used to SWI pretty much every night on stage. When he got off work he would keep on drinking and work on some new music. Had to draw the line though when he finished writing something on his night off and decided to sing it under my window at 4am. I had some pissed off neighbors the next day and he had no memory of why he was waking up on my sofa around 3pm. Why did I have to be his most favorite person in the whole world every time he was drinking? You friend sounds like a lot of fun. And at least she is just CWI.

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