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posted 9/24/2010 10:12:09 PM |
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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,"How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That`s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That`s amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, `This is your asshole before prison...`"

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PinkToeNails

Sep 24 @ 10:16PM  
LMAO!!! funny!!!! And I have never seen that one!!!!

Kudoooooooooooooo!!!
onehornytoad69

Sep 24 @ 10:17PM  
Damn good one!!
ladybootscooter

Sep 24 @ 10:17PM  
Always loved this one!
ynot7769

Sep 24 @ 10:52PM  
kudo worthy .....


*sits n ponders ass hole size n prision and drugs...as he *
Wordsofwit

Sep 24 @ 11:47PM  
Kind of funny, hadn't heard it before.
somnium

Sep 25 @ 1:01AM  
And that's enough right there, to make me fly straight and stay otta trouble!

Good one!

RJ53

Sep 25 @ 1:11AM  
That just might work. LOL Very funny.

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