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I been on a bike ride for 8 days and had a great time, got lots of new stuff to tell about just to tired to put it all on here tonight. Left on the 15th and went to Pannama City Fla. then turned west along the gulf coast on Hgy 98. saw lots of great sunsets and had a great time. Just fot home around 10PM, My ass is sore and my hands are numb But I loved every mile of it.
So I know you all missed me, so fill me in on what I have missed.
I'll post some photo's of the trip as soon as I get them off the camera and figure out how to do it.
Did have a new experance {a body scub} Brown sugar,olive oil and rum.It was my first body scrub and damn I really enjoyed it. Anyone else ever have brown sugar scrub?

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KitKat25

Sep 23 @ 11:59PM  
Shhhhh! I think all the peeps are sleeping.

Let's see...
I've gotten a numb tushie tons of times while traveling.
I'm a sucker for an amazing sunset...and I'll stop to watch one every time.
I've never tried Brown Sugar Scrub...but I'm thinking I should.
I can't wait to see your pictures...so hurry up and post them.

BTW...Welcome back Hog.

Comet and Pink reeeeeeealy missed you.
*Crap! Did I say that outloud?*
ladybootscooter

Sep 24 @ 12:23AM  
Welcome Back!!!

I had my own bike for years so I wasn't exactly used to riding "bitch". My ex husband and I were going out to West Texas for a get together with his family. He decided that it was silly to take both bikes, when we could ride together on his. For 11 hours straight from East Tx to West Tx. Mind you this his "bitch seat" was a pee pad w/ no bitch bar and he had "adjusted" my pegs til my feet were nearly even with my ass!!! By the time we got there I told him I could finally understand why said seat was called a pee pad, because things were too damn numb to pee! And they call it a Bitch bar, cos I'm gonna bitch til I get one!

He laughed that night but the next day stopped at a shop in Childress to pick up a nice king/queen seat with a short little bar! Then he really surprised me by lowering my pegs back down! I actually enjoyed riding the rest of the week and the ride back home too!!

Oh .......and yeah love a good body scrub! Try it with coffee grounds too, very invigorating!
funnywhapper

Sep 24 @ 12:58AM  
glad you are alive. how is barbara? who do you like better as our boss?
frank thompson or bob tomsic. or rather did like. triple troubles for me and mine
as usual. not a moments peace. more hassles in the castles, that may suddenly
be burning. neil youngs song, its only castles burning. firemen to give fantastic
sermons on fires pyromania and nymphomania and satyriasis and their links.
it has not rained in san diego county for six months. its so tinder dry. cinders
of sin may happen. named after my old high school hash pipe. i made in
ceramics class. so that the big boys would get totally busted and go up
for fifty years to pen and pen some more, in their pens. i told ya the pen is
mightier than the bored. and the board. even the gored. whose axe is being
gored now??? gore is still san diego county sheriff. how long will he last.
kohlender stayed in office for what seemed an eternity. finally he's gone.
jesus christ. beck finally is in as chief of police of l.a. a really kindly?
think not, l.a.where i was born and lived all my life is a real 'dragnet' city.
dirtiest city of all. see the old dragnet shows with jack webb. he was also
the d.i. at oceanside marine corps base, in the movie, the d.i. drill instructor.
think pink blink and lucky plucky. well done , bravo?encore. the poor corps
of the poorest of the poorest. yawn ardennes forest. as we plan for corporal
clinton to lead the us army in landing at normandy omaha beach as black
muslims have conquered france, germany, spain, and all other countries
in that general vicinity. see clinton of course, had it been world war two
would have been the first to volunteer. so heroic corporal bill clinton
will lead the charge on omaha beach as blazing purple laser rifle fire
annhilates everything up to the aurora borelaises of finland and lapland
sweden station. could be our future, very soon. full moon tonight.llet us now
play richard wagners 'ride of the valkyries'.
1bunny629

Sep 24 @ 3:39AM  
glad to see you..and happy you had fun!
onehornytoad69

Sep 24 @ 5:16AM  
Welcome back man!
tassie1

Sep 24 @ 5:20AM  
good to see ya back and speaking of assholes, i see our regular has been reincarnated again.
Wordsofwit

Sep 24 @ 8:20AM  
Glad you had a nice ride with no long stories.
sugarnspice005

Sep 24 @ 9:23AM  
Welcome back hog!!!

Been wondering where you took off too. Sounds like you had a blast.
theSkwirl

Sep 24 @ 4:14PM  
Wait.. just hold on here a second.. who gave you permission to go and have a life? Don't you know that's illegal in Pervia?

:D glad it was fun though.

Yup, I use raw sugar, honey and olive oil on my skin all the time.. exfoliates, moisturizes.. smells gooooood.. and you know.. if the person rubbing it in gets frisky? it's edible!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 24 @ 6:35PM  
My sister at 57 just bought her first bike........she has 154 miles left to go to put 5000 miles on it this summer........for experienced bikers thats no biggie but for a woman who had never rode a bike before.........thats pretty good ............she said she was going to do those miles this weekend if she had to swerve to avoid snow flakes.............LOL

Glad you had a safe and fun trip.

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