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The Making of A Will

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An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and said she would like to have a will prepared. She said since she did not get out much asked if the lawyer could come to her home. He agreed to come to her home

The lawyer came to her home and his frist question was "Would you please tell me what you have in assets and how you would like them to be distributed under your will?"

She replied. "Besides the furniture and accessories you see here, I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank."

"Tell me," the lawyer asked, "how would you like the $40,000 to be distributed?"

The spinster said, "Well, as I told you, I've lived a reclusive life, people have hardly ever noticed me, so I would like them to notice me when I pass on. I' d like to provide $35,000 for my funeral." The lawyer remarked that $35,000 would arrange a funreal that would be noticed and leave a lasting impression. "But tell me," he asked. "What would you like to do with the remaining $5000?"

She replied, "As you know, I have never married, I have lived alone my entire life, and in fact never slept with a man or had sex with a man. Before I die, I' d like to use the $5,000 to arrange to have sex with a man." The lawyer said this is a very unusual request, but I will see what I can do and get back to you.

That evening the lawyer was at home telling his wife about the eccentric spinster and her weird request. After thinking about how much she ccould do with $5,000 and with a bit of coaxing, she got her husband to agree to provide the service himself and give her the money.

She said, :I' ll drive you over tomorrow morning, and wait in the car until you are finished." The next morning she drove him to the spinter's house and waited while he went into the house. She waited for over an hour, but her husband did not come out. So she blew the car horn. Shortly, the upstairs bedroom window opened. The lawyer stuck his head out and yelled, "Pick me up tomorrow, she is going to let the County bury her!!"

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