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ONE LINERS posted 9/20/2010 10:15:42 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke   shyguy140 I have been going out with this older woman. I told her to act her age----she died on me. What has four arms and eats ants? My two uncles When is it proper to slap a midget? When he comes up to you and tells you, "Gee, your hair smells terrific." Your uncle went to work in a bloomer factory----last I heard he was pulling down 75 a week. A woman went to the police station and said she was just raped by a state worker. The police officer asked her how she knew it was a state worker. She replied, "because I had to do all the work." Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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onehornytoad69	Sep 20 @ 10:22AM
	Cute!!
soft_touch938	Sep 20 @ 3:03PM
	Those were good.
1bunny629	Sep 20 @ 3:30PM
	Funny Funny!
sugarnspice005	Sep 20 @ 5:39PM
	When is it proper to slap a midget? When he comes up to you and tells you, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."
KitKat25	Sep 20 @ 6:03PM
	When is it proper to slap a midget? When he comes up to you and tells you, "Gee, your hair smells terrific." Yanno...I used to use this shampoo when I was a teenager...and I'm happy to say this "situation" never happened. Funny schtuff shyguy! Thanks for sharing.
tassie1	Sep 21 @ 4:07AM