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  shyguy140

I have been going out with this older woman. I told her to act her age----she died on me.

What has four arms and eats ants? My two uncles

When is it proper to slap a midget? When he comes up to you and tells you, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

Your uncle went to work in a bloomer factory----last I heard he was pulling down 75 a week.

A woman went to the police station and said she was just raped by a state worker. The police officer asked her how she knew it was a state worker. She replied, "because I had to do all the work."

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onehornytoad69

Sep 20 @ 10:22AM  
Cute!!
soft_touch938

Sep 20 @ 3:03PM  
Those were good.
1bunny629

Sep 20 @ 3:30PM  
Funny Funny!
sugarnspice005

Sep 20 @ 5:39PM  
When is it proper to slap a midget? When he comes up to you and tells you, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

KitKat25

Sep 20 @ 6:03PM  
When is it proper to slap a midget? When he comes up to you and tells you, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."


Yanno...I used to use this shampoo when I was a teenager...and I'm happy to say this "situation" never happened.

Funny schtuff shyguy!
Thanks for sharing.


tassie1

Sep 21 @ 4:07AM  

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