My God, ya'll im so fucking single
I'm so fucking single this morning....I microwaved yesterdays coffee...yes i did..
I'm so fucking single, my laundry consist of scrubs for work, and pj's
I'm so fucking single...I bought sqash to cook...4 tiny ones
I;m so fuckng single, I've lived here for 3 years and have eaten at the table...twice
How single are you?
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ynot7769
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Sep 19 @ 1:49PM
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ummm i'm so single i didn't know there were DEGREES of singleness 
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rnj1013
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Sep 19 @ 1:49PM
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I don't drink coffee
I don't own or wear pj's 
squash....eww
I didn't even bother to buy a table
I'm pretty single 
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onehornytoad69
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Sep 19 @ 1:50PM
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 Cute!!!
I'm so fucking Single.... roaches can't live here!
I'm so fucking Single....I waste more food than I eat! 
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ynot7769
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Sep 19 @ 1:56PM
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i don't bother with a whole pot of coffee....a duble espresso ,...less to pee out..
no pjs.....umm table?? gotta 6' but...it's got stuff on it....who needs a table...unless...well nm... 
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somnium
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Sep 19 @ 2:54PM
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I'm so fucking single this morning....I microwaved yesterdays coffee...yes i did.. Hell... I do that all the time!! Kinda like a seasoned pipe (tobacco  ) after smoking it for a while... kinda!! 
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1bunny629
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Sep 19 @ 3:02PM
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I am so single the toilet seat stays down...
I am so single that if something gets lost I am not looking for it for someonelse....
I am so single that when I buy something special to put in the fridge, it's still there when I want it....
I am so single I had to buy my own boxer briefs to sleep in...
I am so single I don't have a boyfriends t shirt to wear to remind me of his scent until the next time he comes to visit...
I am so single that when I go to home depot it isn't to look at carpet samples, it is to buy tools and sometimes I get mistaken for a dude....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I guess I will be my own boyfriend then.....
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somnium
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Sep 19 @ 3:11PM
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I am so single I had to buy my own boxer briefs to sleep in...
MAN... I'm glad I didn't say:
I'm so single... I had to buy my own panties to sleep in...
that woulda raised some eyebrows- I betcha!!
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KitKat25
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Sep 19 @ 3:12PM
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LOL! Bunny you crack me up. 
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whisperingcomet
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Sep 19 @ 3:23PM
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OMG....im so single i had forgotten the toliet lid came up!
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1bunny629
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Sep 19 @ 3:46PM
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....so Som...ya never kept a pair of ladies panties around to snuggle on your "singles" night of sleeping????...hmmmmmmmm...you should of thought ahead....
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onehornytoad69
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Sep 19 @ 3:53PM
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I am so single I had to buy my own boxer briefs to sleep in... With a Body like that!! What a waste!!!  
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1bunny629
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Sep 19 @ 4:13PM
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yeah...well...my body just doesn't have the energy it used to... 
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onehornytoad69
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Sep 19 @ 5:01PM
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I'm so Fucking single: if I fart...my "Own" complaints are the only ones I hear!!
I'm so fucking single..: I will pause a Football Game..to play that game, Kit Kat has going on!!!!!
Good Game lady!! 
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whisperingcomet
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Sep 19 @ 5:09PM
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LOL....seems we are all really single...
and im very happy with it ...are you?
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onehornytoad69
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Sep 19 @ 5:15PM
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I Am!!! I Can't change it, Sobeit!! I'm very Cool!!
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KitKat25
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Sep 19 @ 6:14PM
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I'm so fucking single..: I will pause a Football Game..to play that game, Kit Kat has going on!!!!! LMFAO @ OHT!!!!
Good Game lady!!
Thanks!
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sugarnspice005
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Sep 19 @ 6:19PM
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I am so single the toilet seat stays down..
Yep, same here.
I'm so single, I've never ate at my kitchen table, it holds my mail for me.
I'm so single, I can usually get my laundry done in one load, once a week.
(every couple of weeks I have to wash sheets and blankets)
I'm so single, I run my dishwasher 2, MAYBE, 3 times a week.
I'm so single, I have total control of the tv and the remote! 
I'm so single, when I holler while watching a hockey game, it sometimes makes the dogs bark.
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ksk72
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Sep 20 @ 2:37AM
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Dont Relate
I'm so fucking single this morning....I microwaved yesterdays coffee...yes i did..
He brings my coffee to me in bed every morning
I'm so fucking single, my laundry consist of scrubs for work, and pj's
He washes I put away
I'm so fucking single...I bought sqash to cook...4 tiny ones
He took me out tonight
I;m so fuckng single, I've lived here for 3 years and have eaten at the table...twice
We are bad an eat in bed together
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tassie1
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Sep 20 @ 7:34AM
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 well there's only one of me , does that count.
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