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posted 9/19/2010 1:35:01 PM |
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  whisperingcomet

My God, ya'll im so fucking single

I'm so fucking single this morning....I microwaved yesterdays coffee...yes i did..

I'm so fucking single, my laundry consist of scrubs for work, and pj's

I'm so fucking single...I bought sqash to cook...4 tiny ones

I;m so fuckng single, I've lived here for 3 years and have eaten at the table...twice

How single are you?

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ynot7769

Sep 19 @ 1:49PM  
ummm i'm so single i didn't know there were DEGREES of singleness
rnj1013

Sep 19 @ 1:49PM  
I don't drink coffee

I don't own or wear pj's

squash....eww

I didn't even bother to buy a table

I'm pretty single
onehornytoad69

Sep 19 @ 1:50PM  
Cute!!!
I'm so fucking Single.... roaches can't live here!
I'm so fucking Single....I waste more food than I eat!
ynot7769

Sep 19 @ 1:56PM  
i don't bother with a whole pot of coffee....a duble espresso ,...less to pee out..

no pjs.....umm table?? gotta 6' but...it's got stuff on it....who needs a table...unless...well nm...
somnium

Sep 19 @ 2:54PM  
I'm so fucking single this morning....I microwaved yesterdays coffee...yes i did..
Hell... I do that all the time!! Kinda like a seasoned pipe (tobacco ) after smoking it for a while... kinda!!


1bunny629

Sep 19 @ 3:02PM  
I am so single the toilet seat stays down...
I am so single that if something gets lost I am not looking for it for someonelse....
I am so single that when I buy something special to put in the fridge, it's still there when I want it....
I am so single I had to buy my own boxer briefs to sleep in...
I am so single I don't have a boyfriends t shirt to wear to remind me of his scent until the next time he comes to visit...
I am so single that when I go to home depot it isn't to look at carpet samples, it is to buy tools and sometimes I get mistaken for a dude....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I guess I will be my own boyfriend then.....
somnium

Sep 19 @ 3:11PM  
I am so single I had to buy my own boxer briefs to sleep in...

MAN... I'm glad I didn't say:

I'm so single... I had to buy my own panties to sleep in...

that woulda raised some eyebrows- I betcha!!


KitKat25

Sep 19 @ 3:12PM  
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I guess I will be my own boyfriend then.....


LOL! Bunny you crack me up.

whisperingcomet

Sep 19 @ 3:23PM  
OMG....im so single i had forgotten the toliet lid came up!
1bunny629

Sep 19 @ 3:46PM  
....so Som...ya never kept a pair of ladies panties around to snuggle on your "singles" night of sleeping????...hmmmmmmmm...you should of thought ahead....
onehornytoad69

Sep 19 @ 3:53PM  
I am so single I had to buy my own boxer briefs to sleep in...
With a Body like that!! What a waste!!!
1bunny629

Sep 19 @ 4:13PM  
yeah...well...my body just doesn't have the energy it used to...
onehornytoad69

Sep 19 @ 5:01PM  
I'm so Fucking single: if I fart...my "Own" complaints are the only ones I hear!!
I'm so fucking single..: I will pause a Football Game..to play that game, Kit Kat has going on!!!!!
Good Game lady!!
whisperingcomet

Sep 19 @ 5:09PM  
LOL....seems we are all really single...

and im very happy with it ...are you?
onehornytoad69

Sep 19 @ 5:15PM  
I Am!!! I Can't change it, Sobeit!! I'm very Cool!!
KitKat25

Sep 19 @ 6:14PM  
I'm so fucking single..: I will pause a Football Game..to play that game, Kit Kat has going on!!!!!
LMFAO @ OHT!!!!

Good Game lady!!

Thanks!
sugarnspice005

Sep 19 @ 6:19PM  
I am so single the toilet seat stays down..

Yep, same here.

I'm so single, I've never ate at my kitchen table, it holds my mail for me.

I'm so single, I can usually get my laundry done in one load, once a week.
(every couple of weeks I have to wash sheets and blankets)

I'm so single, I run my dishwasher 2, MAYBE, 3 times a week.

I'm so single, I have total control of the tv and the remote!

I'm so single, when I holler while watching a hockey game, it sometimes makes the dogs bark.


ksk72

Sep 20 @ 2:37AM  
Dont Relate

I'm so fucking single this morning....I microwaved yesterdays coffee...yes i did..
He brings my coffee to me in bed every morning

I'm so fucking single, my laundry consist of scrubs for work, and pj's
He washes I put away

I'm so fucking single...I bought sqash to cook...4 tiny ones
He took me out tonight


I;m so fuckng single, I've lived here for 3 years and have eaten at the table...twice
We are bad an eat in bed together
tassie1

Sep 20 @ 7:34AM  
well there's only one of me , does that count.

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