Already a member? Click here to sign in!

WATCHING TOO MUCH OF ONE THING

posted 9/18/2010 7:44:51 PM |

0 kudos

what's this?

report abuse

flavorbuster

I've watched so much of National Geographic that I've seen Lions, Hyenas, & Crocodiles oh my !!! Last night I had creepy ass dreams about those three animals. I walked in my kitchen & had to kick a Hyena square in the ass for eating out of the dog bowl & I don't even own a damned dog !!! Walked out the front door & was tackled by a male Lion & he didn't even bite me but I kicked him in his nuts & ran down the road a little ways & out of the ditch popped a fucking Crocodile trying to latch on to me but I'm glad that was a near miss. I walked down the road a little further watching every pot hole filled with water as if a big Croc would spring out of it then I woke up.
I think I need to watch porno for a couple of days to redeem myself. After all it's the normal thing for a man to dream about pussy. Some have no choice & have to just dream about it. I'm glad I'm not in that boat cause I'd be jerking it like it's the fourth of July. ...... P.S. That's all folks !!!

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

post a comment!

Wordsofwit

Sep 18 @ 7:51PM

Delusions of grander I suspect

sugarnspice005

Sep 18 @ 7:52PM

Well, guess you weren't watching too much of the Dog Whisperer or you might have been dreaming about whispering in the ears of dogs.

flavorbuster

Sep 18 @ 8:00PM

Well, guess you weren't watching too much of the Dog Whisperer or you might have been dreaming about whispering in the ears of dogs.
....

somnium

Sep 18 @ 8:13PM

All that and probably OD'd on titties too... huh? I've seen some of those National Geographic photos of bare breasted women doing their 'fertility ritual dances'!

KitKat25

Sep 18 @ 10:17PM

It sounds like you had a "Jumunji moment" Flavor.

Your dream made me think of that Robin William's movie made back in the 90's. Hey...at least you woke up from your dream. The animals in the Robin William's movie completely destroyed the neighborhood.

onehornytoad69

Sep 19 @ 2:20AM

I can remember last year (Oct)....the lady I was dating brought over ...at that time all 3 of the "Final Destination" Movies...!! We watched all 3 of the Movies one evening......a week or so later.....I had a Dream...that I was Pulling a Trailer down the Highway(a Local 4 lane road).......and for some reason...the Trailer comes undone from the truck....goes across the Hwy...unto the shoulder of the road.......so I pull over..... ! After I get stopped....(the trailer had ran up a hill......!! )...and I get out....the trailer Rolls down the hill..into traffic.... .....!! I woke myself up, by Jumping up in the bed......Screaming and waving....."GET OVER, GET OVER! " !!!! Waking the Lady I was with....!! I told her....it was those damn movies we watched the other Night!!!

| | | | | | | | | |