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How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct

posted 9/17/2010 6:11:09 PM |
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  KitKat25

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"...He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"...He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME"...He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not "BALDING"...He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS"...He's developed a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants...it's REAR CLEAVAGE.

Okay Men...Please don't shoot the messenger.

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onehornytoad69

Sep 17 @ 6:16PM  
Cute!!
But women blame ..all of their shit on PMS...WTF?
sugarnspice005

Sep 17 @ 6:21PM  
Rear cleavage? I always thought it was called "Plumbers Crack".
Wordsofwit

Sep 17 @ 6:32PM  
Okay, go ahead and get pissed, but
KitKat25

Sep 17 @ 6:41PM  
Okay, go ahead and get pissed, but

Yeah...I know...most things are stale and boring to you anymore WoW...and my attitude today is...I don't give a shit.

Soooooo...go sleep on someone else's blog...cuz I got better things to do with my time than to get pissed off at you. I'm in a great mood today...and ain't no one gonna rain on my parade.
onehornytoad69

Sep 17 @ 6:49PM  
I gave a Greenie...to Keep your good mood going... Sweetie!!
Oh yeah.. do you Wanna...? Yanno..do ya Wanna Fuck?
flavorbuster

Sep 17 @ 7:07PM  
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
Is that like saying pull your head out of your ass.
whisperingcomet

Sep 17 @ 7:11PM  
lol...im glad you are in a good mood, and lets just ignore
KitKat25

Sep 17 @ 9:00PM  
Woohoo!!!! I just kudo'd myself and if felt gooooooood!

OHT:
But women blame ..all of their shit on PMS...WTF?
I don't blame my shit on PMS...but I can't speak for the rest of the ladies.
Btw...thanks for the greenie. And yes...I definitely wanna.

Sugar:
Rear cleavage? I always thought it was called "Plumbers Crack".
I know...me too. Live and learn I guess.

Flavor:
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. Is that like saying pull your head out of your ass.
I don't know...but it sounds really painful.

Comet:
im glad you are in a good mood
I love that I'm in a good mood too!
onehornytoad69

Sep 17 @ 9:04PM  
but I can't speak for the rest of the ladies.
OIC how you are!!!!!
PinkToeNails

Sep 17 @ 9:32PM  
Okay, go ahead and get pissed, but

Well... why comment then Bruce?? If it was so fucking boring to you? you just can't stop yourself can you? Don't be surprised if more people don't start putting you on block so you can't make stupid comments like that on their blog! You just burn me up! Sorry... you practically make it worth NOT blogging! And you wonder why people don't blog more! And if they find their blogs interesting, chances are, you won't and you'll make some shit remark... give it a fucking rest already...............PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
PinkToeNails

Sep 17 @ 9:34PM  
I apologize to you kitkat!
somnium

Sep 17 @ 9:41PM  
Well, being "politically correct" in that fashion, works for me better than the original descriptions!

'Wanna Cuddle'? [borrowed that from aftershox's comment in my Cuddle blog! Well... DO ya??


ynot7769

Sep 17 @ 10:17PM  
what IF ...being politicly correct means....when you got nothing positive to add....ya keep yer fuckin trap shut...just a thought...
1bunny629

Sep 18 @ 3:09PM  
I am not saying it's your fault...I am just going to blame you...whomever you are...
StraddleMyNose

Sep 19 @ 4:49PM  
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"...He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants...it's REAR CLEAVAGE.

I love these two the best!

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