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Never Argue With A Woman

posted 9/17/2010 9:27:51 AM |
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One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment..
For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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1bunny629

Sep 17 @ 2:22PM  
that's hysterical!
sugarnspice005

Sep 17 @ 4:43PM  
That was a good one!
justme4u

Sep 17 @ 5:12PM  
onehornytoad69

Sep 17 @ 6:00PM  
Good one!!!
I have heard it before...and it Still pisses me off!!

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