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i hate to cheat but posted 9/12/2010 11:41:06 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse   bandit892 sometimes it just happens you can't control it like the other night i had just got in the mood and had my bottle of lotion when i reached over to get something off the floor and slipped and cut my hand well i was still in the mood but there was no way i could use my right hand.so i made the decision to use my left hand now it had been after me for quite sometime but i had always found the strength to say no.but that night i guess i was just too damn weak from either the lost of blood from either my cut or my hard on so i went ahead and gave in it was quite a bit different from what i had thought it would be much slower than i thought my right hand always to be in such a damn hurry well needless to say it was a night i won't soon forget even if i did slip and hit my balls on a couple of strokes but i guess thats just part of learning each other i do hope she asked me to come over again but what will i do if my right hand finds out thanks for letting me vent take care of yourself and each other Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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tassie1	Sep 13 @ 2:04AM
	I guess you could make it up to your right hand when its all healed up and have a gangbang using both kudo's for the giggles.
williams990	Sep 13 @ 6:30AM
onehornytoad69	Sep 13 @ 7:07AM
budman701	Sep 13 @ 9:03AM
	I hate to say this buddy...but as soon as your right hand finds out about your left hand they will probably hook up and you wont get none at all......
sugarnspice005	Sep 13 @ 9:23AM
	Careful when that right hand finds out...I hear they can be very emotional ya know.
budman701	Sep 13 @ 9:57AM
	OMG....If the right hand finds out and desides to leave then we will have to call him stubby
Fckmhrdtnght	Sep 13 @ 11:40AM
ynot7769	Sep 13 @ 11:51AM
	so is using both hands called an orgy
budman701	Sep 13 @ 1:15PM
	I think thats called a 3some
theSkwirl	Sep 13 @ 2:56PM
Sunshinegal35	Sep 13 @ 7:42PM
	Damn if I didn't get sucked in by this one! By the time I realized it was a funny, it was too late. The retina burn had begun!
Lisa46	Sep 13 @ 7:50PM
	OMG this was funny, sorry you cut your right hand but just think you got some strange with the left one
lilofval	Sep 13 @ 8:27PM
	This was funny and the comments just made it better !!
StraddleMyNose	Sep 13 @ 10:26PM
bandit892	Sep 13 @ 11:12PM
	well my right hand found out what happened so i guess i won't be getting any for awhile. i knew this would happen they can't even share the remote so how in the hell were they going to share my penis notice i did say cock due to the ladies on here i just wonder since my hands won't help me out now wonder if i can use my foot to get the vacuum out and hooked up i will keep you up to date thanks for all the comments guys