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posted 9/11/2010 10:47:02 PM |
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An old prospector
shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.



He walked up and
tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust
from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun
in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger
looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"



The old man looked
up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted
to."

A crowd had gathered
as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna
dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector
- not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot
skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.

When his last bullet
had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned
around to go back into the saloon.

The old man turned
to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.



The loud clicks
carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped
laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger
heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost
deafening.

The crowd watched
as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those
twin barrels.

The barrels of
the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son,
have you ever licked a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger
swallowed hard and said , "No sir.....
but... I've always wanted to."

There are a few
lessons for us all here:

Never be arrogant.

Don't waste
ammunition.

Whiskey makes you
think you're smarter than you are.

Always, always
make sure you know who has the power.

Don't mess
with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.




I just love a story
with a happy ending, don't you?

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LadyRamRod

Sep 11 @ 10:58PM  
Good one Hog, liked it
onehornytoad69

Sep 11 @ 11:05PM  
Damn good one!!! Thx man!
tassie1

Sep 12 @ 1:59AM  
well, your not all that old... .so what did the mules ass taste like
hog77297

online now!
Sep 12 @ 2:18AM  
Well Tazzie1 tasted kind of like oatmeal which allways has tasted shitty to me!
Or at least that's what I heard you said.
1bunny629

Sep 13 @ 3:36PM  
I love this story!

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