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Onehornytoad "The Handy Man"..Tip of the Week!!!

posted 9/11/2010 10:42:28 PM |
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Yanno...most everyone needs shit done around the house.....Most men and Women..can Fend for them selves!! Until a new Project comes Up!!! Then most Freak out..and call some dumb-ass...that charges them...$50.00 Plus an hour!!!
Some charge even more than that!!!
I have "SOME" knowledge in Most everything.. most will encounter..in their Home! (I Did NOT..say I knew Everything!! I know S-O-M-E!!! )
So....Since..the Summer is coming to a End!!! My very 1st Tip of the Week is:... When its time to put your mower/weed eater in Storage..... Run your mower/weed eater out of fuel...Completely !!! Mowers with Large Tanks...FILL completely! (If you have 1/2 a tank or less!)
You can use an Additive....a "Fuel Conditioner" but it cost out the ass...! Most will say that they will do that...and don't!!! If you can afford too do that..please do!! If not...make sure the mower..runs out of Fuel completely!!! Then try to start it a few times!!
In the spring...when you try to start up your Mowers/Weed eaters....Fill with FRESH fuel/mix....1st and you should be good to go!!!
Also......Ladies...Ummm if you have a Plumber under the sink....Try to help him out by not wearing any Panties...while wearing a dress or a skirt...and "Straddling" him while he is down there...



That's Your OneHornyToad...(Looking Up For You)...Tip Of The Week!!!!!

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Lisa46

Sep 11 @ 10:45PM  
Those are great! I hope to remember to run out the mower this year
theSkwirl

Sep 11 @ 10:45PM  
Where were you yesterday when we had the bathroom torn apart trying to fix the push button diverter in our shower?
theSkwirl

Sep 11 @ 10:45PM  
PS: I'm not wearing any panties.. and I am wearing a dress..
LadyRamRod

Sep 11 @ 11:02PM  
Hey great tip Mr. Toad
hog77297

Sep 11 @ 11:26PM  
This was a great idea for a blog May be you could ask others for handy hints that most people would be able to do.
Like a little bleach in the AC drain to keep to keep it open.
Greenie for ya.
hog77297

Sep 11 @ 11:26PM  
This was a great idea for a blog May be you could ask others for handy hints that most people would be able to do.
Like a little bleach in the AC drain to keep to keep it open.
Greenie for ya.
hog77297

Sep 11 @ 11:29PM  
And may be you can tell me how I keep sending comments twice.
onehornytoad69

Sep 11 @ 11:45PM  
Ummmm hog...Your keyboard ..may have to much Juice on it...My advice.....is to get a new keyboard ..or Hold the juice !!! (Wash it off with a Garden Hose...if that don't Work....Toss it!! ) That's Your Call man!
hog77297

Sep 12 @ 12:19AM  
Damn Toad I hate to find you advice unuseable but I don't drink juce just applepie moonshine!
onehornytoad69

Sep 12 @ 12:25AM  
but I don't drink juice just applepie moonshine!
Man...I was Talking about "MAN" Juice!!!
flavorbuster

Sep 12 @ 12:30AM  
but I don't drink juice just applepie moonshine!
Man...I was Talking about "MAN" Juice!!!
That was funny all the way back to the garden hose.
somnium

Sep 12 @ 12:49AM  
I have "SOME" knowledge in Most everything.. most will encounter..in their Home!

You could say that you're a technician then- because: a technician knows something about everything and an engineer knows everything about something!


1bunny629

Sep 12 @ 12:57AM  
take the spark plug out of your mower too...
onehornytoad69

Sep 12 @ 1:06AM  
That's a great idea..... but its all about the Carburetor, gas lines, jets.......!!! Bad Gas....!!! OK FAV. I was not talking about you!!
whisperingcomet

Sep 12 @ 4:57AM  
thanks for the tip, i will follow your advice!
Lisa46

Sep 12 @ 12:59PM  
I have a question for you Alex. My brake fluid is low so I put what I had in. Now the white container is small so do you fill it 1/2 way or to the top?? I know it has a small leak cause when I got the van the brake light was on. Daddy said it stays on. So if you wouldn't mind giving me your thoughts
Ewe_Wish

Sep 12 @ 6:22PM  
Well that explains why my weed trimmer didn't work this year...........

What a cute idea Alex..........just too bad you cant get paid for this kinda of a weekly blog.........maybe you should design your own website with this idea.............let people pay you thru their paypal.........
Luvrgrl

Sep 12 @ 6:36PM  
I can't help but laugh....my hot water heater went out the other day and the repair guy was knocking at my door at 8:00am....I am BARELY coherent until about 10:30...so I answer my door in a daze, almost wondering why the Eff he was at my door at 8:00am (LOL) but he had to be cuz it was leaking like a sun o beach! but anyways....he looked at me like a deer in headlights when I answered the door in my robe.....well wtf do you expect at 8:00am??? I mean seriously???? I had to get ready for work and he acted like he couldn't work until I was gone, so I said...I gotta get in the shower....so do your thing dude.....and he said he would come back in an hour!!!!!
KitKat25

Sep 12 @ 11:15PM  
Kewl blog idea Toadman. I think Ms. Sheep has an excellent idea.
StraddleMyNose

Sep 13 @ 10:29PM  
Ladies...Ummm if you have a Plumber under the sink....Try to help him out by not wearing any Panties...while wearing a dress or a skirt...and "Straddling" him while he is down there...
I couldn't agree more with you, Alex!

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