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ELMWOOD PLACE - An Elmwood Place police officer who stopped a car because it had illegally tinted windows received a bit of a shock when he looked inside.

Officer Ross Gilbert said the driver, Colondra Hamilton, a 36-year-old Downtown resident, was sitting with her pants unzipped and a sex toy in her lap.

He said Hamilton told him she was using the toy while watching a sex video on a laptop computer that a passenger in the front seat held up so she could see it.

Gilbert charged her with "driving with inappropriate alertness" and having illegal tinted windows, according to the traffic ticket.

The incident occurred at 7 p.m., Aug. 17, on Township Avenue in Elmwood Place, a small village in central Hamilton County.

Gilbert admitted he had never encountered a traffic case quite like this one.

"It's very unusual," he said. "This is a first for me."

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Wordsofwit

Sep 8 @ 9:22AM  
How embarrassing!
themama

Sep 8 @ 9:38AM  
Wow that is funny.... some people...lol
budman701

Sep 8 @ 12:05PM  
what was the passenger doing besides holding up the laptop?
onehornytoad69

Sep 8 @ 12:24PM  
Ooooops!
Damn..that Cop and Woman could have Posted that on my "Awkward" blog!!
girlcountry

Sep 8 @ 12:27PM  
What more needs to be said?
Lisa46

Sep 8 @ 12:29PM  
okay that is funny
justa_country_boy

Sep 8 @ 1:12PM  
Should the passenger been charged with AIDING AND ABETTING ?
somnium

Sep 8 @ 2:29PM  
I've figured that has been going on ever since women got the idea to integrate vibratos and autos!

I wrote a blog on this subject in July of 2009!

Just for grins... ever hear of a woman using a...


somnium

Sep 8 @ 2:30PM  
THAT's vibrators- NOT vibratos!

Wordsofwit

Sep 8 @ 2:58PM  
Should the passenger been charged with AIDING AND ABETTING ?

I was thinking more along the lines of cuntributing to the dickliquency of a moaner.
flavorbuster

Sep 8 @ 5:00PM  
I know drunks drive in braille ... when they hit the white bumps that divide the lanes they wake up & turn the wheel in the opposite direction but I didn't know operating a sex toy while driving a motor vehicle had the same effect. I guess she was concentrating on driving the wrong thing.
KitKat25

Sep 8 @ 6:27PM  
Me thinks this is exactly why this chick had tinted windows in her car.
xquseme

Sep 8 @ 6:49PM  
Thanks, everybody, for your comments!

You know, ever since they quit calling it a "cigarette lighter" on your dashboard, took
the damn thing out, and started calling it an "accessory power source" (or some such
shit), it was only a matter of time before something like this happened...!!
sugarnspice005

Sep 8 @ 7:26PM  
That is too damn funny!
StraddleMyNose

Sep 8 @ 7:50PM  
Yep, I thought of Megan when I saw this...
Sunshine79

Sep 17 @ 8:11AM  
I'm guilty of gthis, but didn't cause an accident......fortunately!

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