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"College Football"................Short joke...

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College Football
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can
you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a
telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and,
ln just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I
can swallow it, I can probably pass it."


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PinkToeNails

Sep 7 @ 10:29PM  
That was pretty funny!!!

I love football time!!!

GO VOLS!!!!!
onehornytoad69

Sep 7 @ 10:40PM  
Ouch! Good one!
StraddleMyNose

Sep 8 @ 7:51PM  

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