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LITTLE SHIT !!!!

posted 9/6/2010 10:10:17 AM |
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Forget about likes & dislikes pertaining to people & how they feel about another human being !!! How about little shit you hate like ice cream falling off the cone as you are trying to lick it or take a bite. Well that's like trying to eat pussy when the bitch is squirming & you end up licking the taint or even the asshole. I got paper work I have to get done before I get to the office & normally I would stop & do it but I was running short on time. So while waiting at several lights every last one of them son of a bitches would turn green only when I started to write.
1) Jumping off of something thinking the distance is greater than it actually is & hurting your back.
2) Tripping over a curb
3) Trying to step over something you thought was there & it really was a ghost object & you damn near bust your ass trying to avoid it.
4) Walk into a sliding glass door when you thought it was open
5) Bitch at everybody because you cant find your hat & it's on your fucking head.
Well it's just a few so you guys take it away if you want.

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onehornytoad69

Sep 6 @ 1:00PM  
The most frustrating thing in the world to me is...when making love to that Special someone...and both of us are just a stroke or 2 from an Orgasm....and in the heat of the moment....we both are humping...and My Pecker slips out!!!!! Ruining that special moment!!!
Also....after making a Tossed salad...to only find out I'm completely out of Salad Dressing!!! ugh!!!

Biting my cheek while chewing gum!!!
Sunshinegal35

Sep 6 @ 1:51PM  
1. Opening my car door but the latch doesn't catch and the door closes on my outstretched leg!
2. Plastic spoons (long-handled) that break when you dip them into your ice cream!

3. The local amusement park's steam engine train whistle that blows every five seconds!
4. Having a snack attack and putting money into the vending machine which then does not dispense the snack!
5. Having to turn a spray bottle every which way in order to use up the last little bit of liquid in the bottom!

And a kudo to you, Flavor, for this blog that allowed me to vent!
1bunny629

Sep 6 @ 1:58PM  
Having a wreck while your trying to text a blog!
StraddleMyNose

Sep 6 @ 7:58PM  
I can't stand loud obnoxious people in public
Wordsofwit

Sep 7 @ 8:50AM  
I get upset with myself when I crack my shin on the coffee table in the living room even though it has been in the same place for years.

Another one is going to the store and forgetting to get an item that was one of the reasons for going in the first place.

Going to gas up the car and forgetting to take the empty gas can for the lawn mower.

Forgetting to put my phone on the charger.
theSkwirl

Sep 7 @ 9:01PM  
Breaking the damned bows off my glasses.. twice.. damnit.. twice in one week!

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