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posted 1/10/2007 12:56:48 AM |
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I really hate it when I feel like I need to carry around duck tape and two posicle sticks.
When some guy has talked himself up.... ( the 2"=200mi), and duration, but fortifiies his ego with whatever and cannot even achieve total inflation...
if it was a life raft... it woulda sunk... and it did. And I, for on fled the titanic...
I don't want to save it or him... got a drawer boy who can achieve lift off without having to talk him up... and doesn't try to blame me after.... and doesn't snore or fart.... Learning the not so hard way!

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Jan 10 @ 5:38AM  
come see me ..i'll hold ya till ya feel better

Jan 10 @ 5:42AM  
Too bad some men don't know thier limits, huh? Yep, talk is cheap, actions speak alot louder. I think is some sort of caveman competition to talk themselves up big. But then again, I have always been the same on here as if we had met anywhere else, because you never know who will say yes, and I don't want to get caught in a lie, about size, function or anything have some beautiful eyes there!!

Jan 10 @ 7:40AM  
Ohh is it mean of me to giggle? Sorry kat.. that was funny right there..

Jan 10 @ 8:27AM  
*giggle* You always make me smile :)

Jan 10 @ 1:12PM  
I'm pretty sure my equipment is slightly below average in length though I have never been vain enough to measure it. All I will say though is I have never had any complaints (except one where I failed to cum and had a dry orgasm, yes even men have them). I always try my best to satisfy my lovers and feel cheated if I fail, not for me for them.

Jan 10 @ 3:00PM  
and yes i was rude enough to ask in my youth!!!
As I have been wont to ask.... where did you start your measurement... at your asshole? then maybe it's what you stated... or were you looking at the metric side of the ruler?? Or did your momma tell you that? kat

Jan 10 @ 3:10PM  

OMG! I laughed soooo hard, I farted and felt the need to snore! (just kidding hun)
I did laugh like a 6 year old school boy though...
Luv reading your stuff.....
(I need to comment more...)


Jan 10 @ 3:18PM  
I promise 45 seconds, that way even 5 mins is 4 mins 15 seconds longer than promised lol... (I'm not fucking lying ask Sunny lol)

Jan 10 @ 6:55PM  
"and she said I was a bad lover. How can any woman make that observation after only 30 seconds?" LOL

Jan 10 @ 7:12PM  
It ain't broken, it just needs duct tape.

I have never been vain enough to measure it.
Argit, I'll take your word for it, but that's almost like a man saying he doesn't masturbate.
Canu, that's just fucking funny!

Jan 10 @ 7:16PM  
I guess we know where the inspiration for lists such as "Why Cucumbers Are Better than Men" come from.

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