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posted 9/4/2010 11:44:50 PM |
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Two bros scootin' on a crisp fall morning. First one signals to pull over. Second one says "What's wrong?" First one says, "Man my lips are really chapped and hurtin'." Second one says, "C'mon man, tough it out."

Down the road the same thing happens, again. Second one says, "C'mon man, tough it out."

First one signals for a third time to pull over. Disgusted, the second pulls over and walks into a farmer's field. There, he gets four fingers full of cow shit and returns to the scoots. First one says, "Is that goin' to stop my lips from hurtin'?" "No," says the second, "but it'll sure as hell keep you from lickin' 'em!"

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PinkToeNails

Sep 4 @ 11:53PM  


soft_touch938

Sep 5 @ 8:28AM  
As usual, I love surprise punch lines. Thanks for the funny...
onehornytoad69

Sep 5 @ 1:08PM  
cute!
LadyRamRod

Sep 5 @ 8:05PM  
That was great Mr. Hog, liked it

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