tassie1
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Sep 4 @ 5:56PM
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so what your telling us is ,..your most memorable occassion was farting in bed.  
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Sunshinegal35
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Sep 4 @ 6:01PM
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LMAO@tassie!
This one is HIGH on the "in-bed-blunders" list.....I was on a second date with a guy I was really into (and he was into me, too). We finally decided to "do it", and the electricity running between was so hot and palpable, I wasn't sure we'd make to the bed!
We did make it, however. I had just climbed aboard for the ride of my life when, unbeknownst to me, my Beagle Snickers jumped up into bed with us. Just as he entered me, Snickers licked my ass! I was so surprised that I lept up off the guy, and fell off the bed, hitting my head against the dresser! I was knocked out for a couple of seconds- lucky for me he was an EMT and knew what to do!
When I came to and found myself on the floor with a gash in my forehead, I turned so red my guy thought I was stroking out!
A total OMG moment!  
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KitKat25
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Sep 4 @ 6:04PM
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so what your telling us is ,..your most memorable occassion was farting in bed.
Silly Aussie Man...it was the company and the sex...not the fart that made it a wonderful evening. 
The amazing all night sex-a-thon was most definitely one of my more memorable moments in bed. 
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KitKat25
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Sep 4 @ 6:10PM
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my Beagle Snickers jumped up into bed with us. Just as he entered me, Snickers licked my ass!    LMAO!
After hearing your story Sunshinegal...I will never, ever complain about another dog staring at me while I'm having sex.
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whisperingcomet
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Sep 4 @ 6:11PM
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....earlier (about an hour ago)i was getting ready to settle in to my evening...hopped in the shower, grabbed my fav pink jammies....then i had a brain storm to run to food giant and grap a few groceries first....so instead of the jammies, i put on a bra and a tee shirt style dress...you know the kind...just a hole for your head and two arm holes...maybe it would be called a shift....or a moo moo
just as I was leaving food giant...a torrental storm hit...wind and rain...rain and wind...lots of both.
but wth, i wont melt or drown, so out i go...in moments i was soaked...really really soaked....i have 5 bags in one hand and am trying t...o unlock the passenger side door with the other.
side note...as i am attempting to get into my truck a very kind man is trying to get out of his...
suddently a great gust of wind hits and blows my dress up to my arm pits...and since the dress was so wet, it didnt blow up and fall down...oh no, it blew up and stuck to its self...and remember this dress and a bra is all that i have on....
so i leave the keys hanging in the door, and with both hands, (even the one filled with 5 bags of food) and trying to get my dress down ....oh, and i was using some very colorful language...
by this time the very nice man is trying to help me get my dress down, finally it is down to both of our satisfaction...i whispered thanks, he said "welcome" i ran for the driver side door, and he ran for the grocery
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Wordsofwit
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Sep 4 @ 6:53PM
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This was truly a humdinger of a fart
Well, did it stink?
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KitKat25
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Sep 4 @ 7:29PM
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Well, did it stink? Of course not...I'm chick! It smelled like roses. 
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Wordsofwit
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Sep 4 @ 7:52PM
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In my teens, while doing the back seat boogie, I a toe up between the handle to roll down the window and broke it, ruined a perfectly good evening to say the least! 
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hog77297
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Sep 4 @ 7:59PM
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Years ago when I was riding with the SONS OF DIXIE There was a lady {term used loosly} that hung around the clubhouse that we called Pretty Patty so you can emagine what she looked like. Anyhow she got me waisted and took me to her house a screwed the shit out of me. Then she took me back to the clubhouse a let me out. I sure took a ribing about that and it ,probably went on for a mounth are more. It sure caused me to slow down on my drinking and still can't get the memory out of my head.
Wait a min. this may better be called a horrow story..
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somnium
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Sep 4 @ 8:33PM
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I had mixed emotions on a small incident that happened in my late teens when my girlfriend and me were going at it to the point of me slipping into her on her couch in the living room, in her mom's house- who BTW, was sleeping upstairs! I had two or three 'rain coats' [condoms  ] in a metal box like the kind that aspirins used to come in! I took one out, she rolled it on [that was fun] anyway, I must have set the box on the couch because later, we heard a metallic clink on the floor! She said, "what was that? I dunno, wondering what it was too!
In our state of mind, it never occurred to us that the box had dropped on the hard wood floor! Next day when I called, she said she found out what the noise was- said that the box dropped on the floor and bounced underneath the couch! She found it cleaning the floor, bumping into it with one of those floor cleaners you push around! I went, oops!! Her mom is the one who usually cleans the living room! That could have been really em-bare-ass-k'n! 
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StraddleMyNose
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Sep 4 @ 10:00PM
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Back in April of 1991, I was with my first love (Jennifer) who also happened to be my high school sweatheart way before that. We had gotten back together years later. She had just slipped into her light blue nightgown when we started getting intimate. She laid on the foot of the bed with her legs dangling over the edge of the foot of the bed as I went to lay over her a little as we were kissing each other. After a few minutes of kissing each other, we both started looking into each others eyes. She said something very sweet to me while sharing her feelings for me. I then started to share my heart and feelings to her as well, and ended up calling her Ann (my other love who is my child's mother). Jennifer's eyes got real big, and I was thinking to myself, I can't believe I just did this. I went to try to pass it on like I was in mid sentence and I was saying the word "and". I don't think she bought into it, but we continued being very intimate with each other after that goof on my part.
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flavorbuster
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Sep 4 @ 10:21PM
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What’s the funniest or most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done while having sex with someone? My old girlfriends mom caught me eating her daughter out while we were both in the buff. She abruptly said what are you two doing & we both shot up like bottle rockets. Her mom was cool about it & never told a soul.
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1bunny629
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Sep 5 @ 2:23AM
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oh lord...I promised...and it's just cause I love you...I calle Mario, Van...well that didn't go over very well cause Mario's name wasn't Van... ...and we were at the peak of our love making moment....
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onehornytoad69
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Sep 5 @ 7:27AM
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I cant recall..any at the moment!!!! Maybe I'll make some new " Funny or Embarrassing" Moments...in the near future! Any ladies willing to give it a try....?
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flavorbuster
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Sep 5 @ 10:56AM
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Bunny .. I didn't know that you shagged Mario Van Peebles 
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1bunny629
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Sep 5 @ 1:32PM
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Flavor!!!! HA!...close.... 
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StraddleMyNose
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Sep 5 @ 5:02PM
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Snickers licked my ass! I was so surprised that I lept up off the guy, and fell off the bed, hitting my head against the dresser! I was knocked out for a couple of seconds- lucky for me he was an EMT and knew what to do!
When I came to and found myself on the floor with a gash in my forehead, I turned so red my guy thought I was stroking out!
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theSkwirl
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Sep 7 @ 8:46PM
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Hmm well one time, it was hotter than hell outside so I had all the windows open, my bedroom was only a few feet from the front door.. my guy and I were fucking like wild apes and I screamed something akin to, "Fuck me like a wild monkey" and suddenly there was a very timid knock on the door. it was the Jehovas Witnesses.. needless to say, they didn't stay.. but they did sit in their car for about an hour praying.
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