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posted 9/4/2010 11:07:44 AM |
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  whisperingcomet

I learned today that jake has a couple of online friends, Manfred and Talulah.

She's a hot little weiner that lives in northernTN. Let's a woman she calls bunny live with her.
And Manfred is a tough ole guy from down around TX....

And somehow these three mutts have become on line buds! Yes, they have....and they have been sharing all the family secrets online....

Talulah has told jake all about in times past, she has not alway had the best life. She doenst even think about it anymore. She had wished upon a magic star for the best home in the world....and her dreams have come true... She has told Jake about how she has helped her mom every morning, it if werent for her, mom would never get to play ball....and Mom really loves to play ball..When im eating i have to keep the ball right there beside my food, or mom will the begging me to chase the ball, and a girls got to eat...

And Manfred hasnt kept many secrets either...he really loves his dad too, Manfred has been very happy in his home for many years....life is good there, and he knows it...He plans to spend the rest of his life right where he is.

Hmmmm, I wonder if jake has told his friends that rarely Mom has a man that visits....very very rarely...

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Wordsofwit

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Sep 4 @ 12:13PM  
Whether online or in the real world, Manfred gets all of the attention and Deirdre is ignored. While Manfred is an attention whore, Deirdre is a one person dog. So considering that she is the Rodney Dangerfield of canines, I reset my primary photo to feature her.
1bunny629

Sep 4 @ 2:09PM  
Yes Maam, I wondered when you would notice us pups infiltrating your email with puppy thoughts and wishes and stories to your little Jake?! My Mom loves to play ball. Especially when I have her cornered in the bathroom where she sits for awhile! There isn't much she can do but play ball while she sits there!...hpw does she get my ball out from under the dresser while she sits there??? Why does she sit there for so long??? geeeezzzzzzzzzz...oh...she is wondering why I keep humpin her leg all the time too...she used to think it was cute, but I think she is on to me now...I am Horny!!!! Does she not understand...I don't bother her when she loads Big Pink up with batteries.... ...hugs...on that note...I am outa here! Talulah
Lisa46

Sep 5 @ 12:56PM  
this is a cute blog that has just made my day
1bunny629

Sep 5 @ 1:46PM  
Where is everybody??? Talulah wants to play...although she will have to do it thru me cause her typing is even worse than mine and her furry paw hair gets stuck in between the keys...How do I know that??? cause when I am hangin out here but lying on the couch she noodles in between my fingers to get my attention and kinda walks all over my lap top keys.... ...it is very cute..."Hey Mom...give me a break...get off that computer...it is Time for my rub down!"..." NOW!".... ...Hey Lil Jake...Hey Manfred and Deirdre ...what up pups???
whisperingcomet

Sep 5 @ 2:01PM  
Hot diggie damn, it;s great so see you guys....my mom is asleep, you know her, she got to hittin' the bottle last nite, and is still dragging ass this afternoon....

earlier today, she put clean sheets on the bed...again, just about the time they start to smell just right, she rips them off and throws them into the washer and dryer...

then we went outside...i barked at the neighbor and she clean up the patio....i dont know why....it will just get dirty again, but she does that alot....cleans up something that is just going to get dirty again...

for example...just the other day i chewed up my new ball, i know she tells you guys that i dont ever chew up anything, but i chew up those balls as quick and she can bring them home.

so she drags out the red dragon, you know, the sucks up stuff machine, is that called a dragon? well anyhoooo...i know its red.

so she sucks up all the little pieces of the green ball, she knows i still have the yellow one and the white one, and im going to chew those up too....so if she had just waited another two or three days, she could clean it all up at the same time.....geeezzz, i guess we know who has the brains in this family....

well, friends, i think im going to lick my ass for a few minutes, and then take a nap....
Wordsofwit

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Sep 5 @ 2:40PM  
It is a bitch, dogs like things to smell familiar, not clean, a cultural difference perhaps?
1bunny629

Sep 5 @ 3:02PM  
whisperingcomet

Sep 5 @ 4:05PM  
Little Jake wont be sending or recieving any additional emails, he is permantly banned from the computer.

It was starting to feel very weird.....
onehornytoad69

Sep 5 @ 4:56PM  
It was starting to feel very weird...
I bet you were wanting to do it Doggie...hummm?
1bunny629

Sep 6 @ 2:47AM  
Thanks for the public service announcement! ...hey...you started it...I just went with it...Talulah is ok...she said she would send lil Jake messages telepathically... ...don't look at me...she said it...
whisperingcomet

Sep 6 @ 5:58AM  
at all us
aftershox

Sep 6 @ 8:44PM  
Sigh. I used to write love letters to a husky in Canada. We had all sorts of interesting correspondence complete with tail wagging and jumping with excitement. His owner was cute too...

I even wrote a poem for my special friend...


DREAMY BLUE EYES

I feel the warmth of you body next to mine
Your hot breath on my shoulder sends chills up my spine.
I look into your eyes so dreamy blue
And search the depths of my soul for ways to say “I love you…”

I caress your face, your ears, your shoulders strong;
Knowing that others have doubts and say that our love is wrong.
We exchange only a few words into the night
No matter what you say, it always comes out right.

We are both free spirits, free to live as we choose
And that we do without a care, we have nothing to lose.
Together we gaze at the moon, so full and so pale,,
If you really love me, please show me and wag your tail.
PinkToeNails

Sep 6 @ 8:48PM  
Nice poem shox...... and comet... I've not had a chance to comment on this blog yet but it is hilarious!! And so are you! The comment you posted on the 5th was great!!!!!!!! You better keep an eye on that little boy of yours!!
PinkToeNails

Sep 6 @ 8:49PM  
It should have a shit ton of kudos too... so I just gave you one!!

Hugs to you......... kisses to Jake!
whisperingcomet

Sep 6 @ 8:54PM  
Well thanks Pinky, you sure know how to flatter a girl....
onehornytoad69

Sep 6 @ 8:58PM  
BTW...Blackie has Not been the same...since.. I told him about.. Yall's "CLICK" !
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