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posted 9/1/2010 9:41:25 PM |
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hog77297
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a real zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am now looking for a girl with big tits.
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whisperingcomet
Sep 1 @ 9:51PM
lol....i got big tits...
onehornytoad69
Sep 1 @ 9:58PM
I go for itty bitty titties...myself!!
Cute!
theSkwirl
Sep 1 @ 10:28PM
Heheheh.. do they have to be standy uppy big?
KitKat25
Sep 1 @ 10:30PM
Well...I got tits!
Funny schtuff Hog.
Thanks for sharing.
somnium
Sep 1 @ 11:17PM
Big tits, little tits- I love them all but my preference is average tits with puffy nipples! However, I'd never turn down a jiggling pair that crosses my path!
williams990
Sep 2 @ 8:08AM
Wordsofwit
Sep 2 @ 10:05AM
If you like big tits, you've come to the right place especially if you are willing to travel to Indiana or Ohio.
flavorbuster
Sep 2 @ 11:34AM
If you like big tits, you've come to the right place especially if you are willing to travel to Indiana or Ohio.
So that's where they grow them big melons. I thought the rumor was they were bigger in Texas.
lunanegra
Sep 2 @ 11:55AM
If you like big tits, you've come to the right place especially if you are willing to travel to Indiana, Ohio or
Florida
.
FTFY, Bruce. Not putting myself out there, but mosquitoes and gators aren't the only huge things downhere.
ladybootscooter
Sep 2 @ 1:35PM
tassie1
Sep 2 @ 6:38PM
big titties beat big fur-gina's any day
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