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Letter from Mrs. Obama

posted 9/1/2010 10:59:25 AM |
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Dear Taxpayers of America,

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I

want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand

dollars plus additional expenses for my vacation in Spain. My daughter

Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various

guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have

stayed in a $2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. We only

booked 70 rooms for our friends, staff and family. Thank you also for the

use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to

be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.

Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon

emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. It costs only $11,500 per hour to

operate Air Force 2 and each additional plane for the other members of our

party group. These are only rough estimates, but they are close (who's

counting?). That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would

say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel

efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon

footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the

table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice

and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our

family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away

for a few days. Will write more from Martha's Vineyard where we will spend

our sixth vacation this year with more of our family and friends.

Cordially,

M. Obama

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lunanegra

Sep 1 @ 12:32PM  
This is nothing shocking, First Ladies have been taking vacations on the taxpayer's dime for a good while now. Why is this any different, or worse...a big deal? Email forwards are annoying.
budman701

Sep 1 @ 1:21PM  
Lets not forget about their vacation to the gulf this week....
Obama went swimming and said it was better than a VO5 treatment
But theres no oil in the gulf....
Wordsofwit

Sep 1 @ 2:21PM  
This is nothing shocking, First Ladies have been taking vacations on the taxpayer's dime for a good while now. Why is this any different, or worse...a big deal? Email forwards are annoying.

LadyRamRod

Sep 1 @ 2:32PM  
Hey great blog shyguy, sure is the truth
StraddleMyNose

Sep 1 @ 2:35PM  
StraddleMyNose

Sep 1 @ 2:36PM  
Kudos as well!
40DWM

Sep 1 @ 3:19PM  
Had Bush done these things, he'd still be the villian....
Oh, wait, ALL these vacations are the fault of Bush.

Green thangy for the ever luvin truth.
Sunshinegal35

Sep 1 @ 6:16PM  
I agree with Luna. This has been going on ever since there have Presidents in the White House!
I'm sick of all the Obama-bashing! If you're so much smarter than he is, how cum all you do is bash and NEVER offer up any of your own solutions to the problems? (Oh, besides putting a Republican Pres back on top)...
Crap like this gets the big DUH! from me!
StraddleMyNose

Sep 1 @ 6:27PM  
I agree with Luna. This has been going on ever since there have Presidents in the White House!
No one really said it hasn't been going on with most if not all of them. But some really do abuse more of it than others have over the years such as this first lady has clearly been doing...
TwistAndShout

Sep 1 @ 6:50PM  
Email forwards are annoying.

As are people who feel compelled to continually spew their political views.

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