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"Ole and Sven...........Juat a stale rerun

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Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics
in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck
in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta.............. drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Milvaukee"







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slohand_47

Aug 28 @ 3:15AM  
Did ya hear that Sven & Ole's best friend Lars died last week? Yep.... he was killed in a horrible car accident. The car caught on fire and the body was burned almost beyond recognition. The coroner was doing the autopsy and they decided they better have Sven & Ole come in and identify the body.... just in case it wasn't Lars.

The coroner brings Sven in first and pulls back the sheet and asks... "Can you tell if dis is Lars?"
Sven says"Ah... he's burned purty bad. You better turn him over"
The coroner turns the body over, Sven takes a close look and says...... "NO, that's not Lars!" and walks happily out of the room.
Next, the coroner brings Ole in, pulls back the sheet and asks... "Can you tell if dis is Lars?"
Ole says"Ah... can't tell fur sure.... he's burned purty bad. You better turn him over"
The coroner turns the body over, Ole takes a close look and says...... "NO, that's not Lars!" and walks happily out of the room.
The coroner meets them out in the waiting room and says.... "Listen, ve vere purdy sure that vas Lars, being it vas his car & his wallet had his name on it. Dis vas yust supposed to be a formality. Vat makes you SO sure it ain't Lars? And vhy did you need to see the back side ov de body???"
Sven says "Vel, everyone knows that Lars had 2 assholes"
The coroner exclaims "TWO assholes?
Ole says... "SURE! Every time ve valked into the pub, people vud exclaim... "Here comes Lars mit dose 2 assholes!"

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