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posted 8/25/2010 10:53:42 AM |
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  shyguy140

My Building Permit:

I recently applied for a building permit for my new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets
at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud
outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking
for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with
titty pink trim.

The City laughed and told me to go to hell.

I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday
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somnium

Aug 25 @ 11:10AM  
Ok... ya got me!

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets
at various heights and windows all over the place

For a second there, I was thinking: (gun turrets) 16" or 18" guns??


tassie1

Aug 25 @ 7:08PM  
sounds just like Australia

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