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posted 8/23/2010 9:57:42 AM |
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  shyguy140

Amazing Fact about Beer

This is scary. The same stuff might be in wine. Better to confine a guy's intake to bourbon, scotch, rum, vodka, gin and other hormone-free liquors.

This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

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somnium

Aug 23 @ 12:14PM  
You forgot one:

9- Beer helps in the development of 'man boobs' too!

1bunny629

Aug 23 @ 3:09PM  
I thought it was because after so many years of beer drinlking, most of the male consumers look pregers!
KitKat25

Aug 23 @ 3:19PM  
You forgot one:
9- Beer helps in the development of 'man boobs' too!
Awww yes...MOOBIES!

Some of the guys I know already exhibit items 1 thru 7 without drinking any beer at all.
1bunny629

Aug 23 @ 4:12PM  
...ha! MOOBIES! ...that's hysterical! ...my mouth be waterin for some MOOBIES!!!!!!!!!
onehornytoad69

Aug 23 @ 5:15PM  
I love this one...and the Comments!!! Thx for Posting!!!

Moobies..Eh? Doin a "Self check".....Not yet... I'm good for Now.....
I will agree to all but #1, #6,#8,and #9...
#1.... I don't really Argue over nothing...but I don't take the shit I did a Hour before I have had a few beers...
#6....After one beer...I DON"T DRIVE!!!
#8 ....I'm not a sitter...and it don't matter how many I have had!!! I clean up my Missed Shots..So I know!!!
#9 No Moobies yet!!! I'll keep a check on that!! Thanks for the heads up!!!
I'm pretty good at Drinking Beer!
Cute!! Greenie!!!
somnium

Aug 23 @ 5:43PM  
Awww yes...MOOBIES!

Now WAIT a minute... is there a connection between cows that go: MOO and MOOBIES??? I'm UDDERLY confused!!!


tassie1

Aug 23 @ 6:05PM  
I thought since wimmins luved a six pack so much I'd work on a whole keg and be totally irresistable
sugarnspice005

Aug 23 @ 11:04PM  
Awww yes...MOOBIES!

StraddleMyNose

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Aug 24 @ 4:44PM  
Awww yes...MOOBIES!

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