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I NEED MY FACE STRADDLED! (Satire)

posted 8/21/2010 7:03:50 PM |
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  StraddleMyNose

I need my face straddled. Any U.S. women out there?






I can't believe some guys actually think this stuff works in the blogs....

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Wordsofwit

Aug 21 @ 7:58PM  
How do I respond to this? Too close to reality concerning asinine posts, I think we had one of those today. If I am wrong, no matter, we have about a dozen a week I am guessing, probably more. Laugh when nothing is funny? Nah...so wh...oops, nevermind...oh to hell with it.
sugarnspice005

Aug 21 @ 8:04PM  
Good grief!!!! Did ya have to stretch the blog so much????

Face straddled? And here I always thought you wanted your nose straddled cause of the screen name.

You really need to make up your mind.
onehornytoad69

Aug 21 @ 8:10PM  
I'll tell you,... like I tell most everyone else that post these type of blogs...."if it works..Please let me know"!!!
Wordsofwit

Aug 21 @ 8:12PM  
Did ya have to stretch the blog so much????

Yeah, Dawn I thought that it was just my browser acting peculiar as I had to scroll over a long ways and it was an odd, wide display.
StraddleMyNose

Aug 21 @ 8:19PM  
Good grief!!!! Did ya have to stretch the blog so much????
Okay, I fixed the problem.
StraddleMyNose

Aug 21 @ 8:27PM  
HEY FUCKTARD! (the idiot loser who runs up views on certain members blogs on here). YOU FORGOT MY SPORTS BLOG FROM LAST NIGHT, SLACKER!
RJ53

Aug 21 @ 8:36PM  
If you mean the one below I just corrected his grammar, informed him that he was in violation of blog rules, asked him if he had looked at the age group on here and let it go.
lunanegra

Aug 21 @ 8:36PM  
Aw, I thought this was for real.

How I'm feeling, I'm anyone's willing participant.
sugarnspice005

Aug 21 @ 8:46PM  
HEY FUCKTARD! (the idiot loser who runs up views on certain members blogs on here). YOU FORGOT MY SPORTS BLOG FROM LAST NIGHT, SLACKER!

Give it some time.......it has to get tired of running up views on one blog before moving on to another blog.

Oh yeah....thanks for fixing the blog.

StraddleMyNose

Aug 21 @ 9:13PM  
Aw, I thought this was for real.

How I'm feeling, I'm anyone's willing participant


HEY FUCKTARD! (the idiot loser who runs up views on certain members blogs on here). YOU FORGOT MY SPORTS BLOG FROM LAST NIGHT, SLACKER!

Give it some time.......it has to get tired of running up views on one blog before moving on to another blog.
Possibly. Who knows with whack jobs like that.

Oh yeah....thanks for fixing the blog.
KitKat25

Aug 21 @ 10:08PM  
Face straddled? And here I always thought you wanted your nose straddled cause of the screen name. You really need to make up your mind.

I agree with Sugar. But I also think some people are incrediably greedy IMHO.
StraddleMyNose

Aug 21 @ 10:12PM  
Face straddled? And here I always thought you wanted your nose straddled cause of the screen name. You really need to make up your mind.

I agree with Sugar. But I also think some people are incrediably greedy IMHO.

Hey now, if my face was straddled, wouldn't my nose be as well, and vice versa?

sugarnspice005

Aug 21 @ 10:13PM  
Face straddled? And here I always thought you wanted your nose straddled cause of the screen name. You really need to make up your mind.

I agree with Sugar. But I also think some people are incrediably greedy IMHO.

Hey now, if my face was straddled, wouldn't my nose be as well, and vice versa?

shhh!!! That's a minor detail.
mrknowuwell

Aug 22 @ 1:39AM  
so did ya get any takers???
StraddleMyNose

Aug 22 @ 1:42AM  
so did ya get any takers???
Sure did...
1bunny629

Aug 22 @ 2:03AM  
I am sooooooooooooo embarrassed! How can you act like this in front of all our friends. I straddled you last night nd you loved it! Now you're just making a joke out of my affection! Well...you are so in trouble...I may never do you again!
onehornytoad69

Aug 22 @ 2:30AM  
I am sooooooooooooo embarrassed! How can you act like this in front of all our friends. I straddled you last night nd you loved it! Now you're just making a joke out of my affection! Well...you are so in trouble...I may never do you again!
Straddle you Freak...I have been after her Booty since She came here..
I'm Hurt..that a Bro would do me that way!!
Well, I am after "Sugar" also......! (Not after the booty though!)
1bunny629

Aug 22 @ 2:40AM  
.... ... ..Ha!...that was funny...I don't care who ya are!...My pc is acting up cause of this storm we have comin in...hope I don't get dejected!!!!!!!!!!!!
ShadowMale

Aug 22 @ 2:51AM  
You can straddle me Bunny... I'll appreciate you.
1bunny629

Aug 22 @ 2:53AM  
Thank you honey...but I have to learn to appreciate myself again before I can let anyone in. Hugs, M
StraddleMyNose

Aug 22 @ 2:52PM  
I am sooooooooooooo embarrassed! How can you act like this in front of all our friends. I straddled you last night nd you loved it! Now you're just making a joke out of my affection! Well...you are so in trouble...I may never do you again!
Oh Murph, I really really enjoyed your sweet humps all over my face. And that moment you climaxed and screamed as you came all over my face. I also loved the part where you wouldn't let my face go and wanted to cum some more on me.


baddmuthasucka23

Nov 24 @ 4:45PM  
u betta pay for it like everybody else if u that horny does!!!

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