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The Weding Test!

posted 8/21/2010 12:31:32 PM |
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My wonderful girlfriend & i had been dating for over a yr and decided to get married.

There was only one thing bothering me,it was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was 22,wore very tight mini skirts,& generally was braless.One day "little" sis called & asked me to come over to check the wedding invatations.She was alone when i arrived & she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before i got married and comitted my life to her sis.Well i was in total shock&couldn't say a word.She said"im going upstairs to my bedroom& if you want one last wild fling,just come up & get me!"I was stunned and frozen in shock as i watched her go up the stairs.When she reached the top she pulled off her panties&threw them down the stairs at me.I stood there for a moment,then turned & made a beeline straight for the front door.I opened the door & started running straight towards my bike.Lo & behold,future family was standing outside,all clapping!With tears in his eyes, future father-in-law hugged me & said,"we are very happy that you have passed our little test...we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.Welcome to the family!"

And the moral of the story is:

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR BIKE!!!!!

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