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posted 8/20/2010 9:37:07 AM |
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  shyguy140

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?"


'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy
Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse
them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking
up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon'

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Wordsofwit

Aug 20 @ 9:57AM  
Even as a democrat, I must admit that is funny and I don't think I have heard it before (though you can see the punch line coming). But if somebody posts a joke that I find funny and don't recall hearing before I give out a green cookie (I think it has happened three, maybe four times this year), so here you go!
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