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Ladies, if you answer yes to any of the questions below in category one or two, and want to change your life in two areas but lack the finances to do so, the Internet can remedy your dilemma:

Category one
With two exceptions, are you happy with your body?
Are you short of cash and short of titties?
Is your living bra starving?
At the wet tee shirt contest are you the only topless dancer?
Do your nipples reside in two room flat?
Can you take your top off at a public beach without fear of being arrested for indecent exposure?

The girl of today can become the woman of tomorrow!!

Category two
Have your cantaloupes become mush melons?
Do you need to air up your tires?
When you take off your bra do your nipples become the low hanging fruits of love?
When you lay on your back, does your chest resemble two eggs cooking sunny side up?
Does 42-35-42 clothed become 38-39-42 naked?
If you wear a halter top with nothing on underneath to Wally World will your picture appear on peopleofwalmart,com?

The down and outs of the present can become the treasure chest of future!!

Well fear not!! Help is available at no cost to you at myfreeimplants.com to transform the never was or has been into an is!!!

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PinkToeNails

Aug 12 @ 10:37AM  
Hmmm. .... very interesting! I guess they're just trying to make the world a better place..... 2 titties at a time!

Maybe I should sign up!! I always wanted bigger ta ta's!!
budman701

Aug 12 @ 10:46AM  
there aint nothing better than 2 sunny side eggs first thing in the mornin
maxximuss1967

Aug 12 @ 10:49AM  
Tits to a flat chested women are like hair is to a balding man...
flavorbuster

Aug 12 @ 11:14AM  
I think most of the women on here are carrying more than these puppies If they are not I'm sure they can google some boobs.
flavorbuster

Aug 12 @ 11:26AM  
I guess you can leave it to cleavage until you decide to take this route
1bunny629

Aug 12 @ 12:57PM  
...well I guess you'll never know!
kattoes

Aug 12 @ 2:05PM  
Is this like the time share Boobie deal that I saw on a documentary about self image and such??

She had an add, for men (or?) to help pay in exchange for getting to see them and??? I don't know.. maybe play motor boat!

And her husband knew!
RJ53

Aug 12 @ 4:34PM  
Anything about making them smaller?
lunanegra

Aug 12 @ 4:45PM  
How do they feel about donations of a non-monetary nature? I plenty tittymeat to spare, if they want it.
sugarnspice005

Aug 12 @ 8:25PM  
Ya know...I'm quite satisfied with what I've got. I make em any bigger...and I'll be suffering backaches.

How do they feel about donations of a non-monetary nature? I plenty tittymeat to spare, if they want it.

Good one Luna!
ladybootscooter

Aug 12 @ 11:35PM  
I definitely don't want them bigger but I wouldn't mind having them put back where they used to be!!
KitKat25

Aug 13 @ 11:53PM  
I guess they're just trying to make the world a better place..... 2 titties at a time!

How do they feel about donations of a non-monetary nature? I plenty tittymeat to spare, if they want it.

Pink and Luna really now how to make a gal laugh. Funny schtuff girls.

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