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In my thirst 2 become the cream of the crop of bloggers here on AMD (a position I am willing 2 stop at nothing 2 achieve. Even if it means sleeping my way 2 the top! I’ll fuck every woman here on AMD, if that's what it takes! But, not 4 myself. No…I’m doing it 4 U guys. Becuz I care…that much!), I sometimes 4get that means tackling the tough issues. Those subjects that just won’t go away and seem 2 be crying out 4 a solution. A solution which may never come…without my help. Issues like:

Sex between first cousins: is it still wrong if she’s hot?
How many e-mails should one send B4 dick pics become appropriate?
Is this true love or stalking?
Can anything be done about MPS (Male Pattern Stupidity)?


It is this fourth and final issue I hope 2 shed some light on 2day. I think we can all agree that men are pretty fucking dumb. I mean, think about it. We torture, murder and rape our fellow humans with frightening regularity. We our polluting our only habitat without so much as a thought over where we are going 2 go or what we are going 2 do once it can no longer sustain life and although we probably agree it’s not a great idea, we continue 2 have sex with monkeys or sea anemones or whatthefuckever and causing shit like AIDS and rickets and all kinds of other nasty ass microscopic shit we can’t see, but can still kill us just as fucking dead. It really is mindboggling. I mean…really. What the fuck is wrong with us?

The truth is that once we hit puberty we basically have two gears…horny and dead. We used 2 have three gears…horny, old and dead, but in this age of pharmacological wonders we have managed 2 make old men horny, leaving just the two. Way 2 go guys! Chalk one up 4 our team!

Sure, ladies, it may be true that Ur man doesn’t cheat on U. And it may also be true that Ryan Seacrest doesn’t smoke cock, but I’m not buying it. U see, we men are horndogs by nature. Given the opportunity, the will and an invitation (some guys skip over this last step. It’s more of a case by case kinda thing) we will fuck pretty much anyone…we don’t care. She could be the babysitter, Ur best friend, Ur auntie or even Ur little sister. What’s that? U say grandma is only seventy-seven? Bring the old gal along then! The truth of the matter is…if U lock us up long enough (again…determined on a case by case basis) we will even fuck each other. We can’t help it. It is in our nature.

It is also in our nature 2 avoid being bitched at, so we often lie about these things when confronted with them:

Her: U want 2 sleep with my sister, don’t U?
Him: No, baby! I only want U. I love U!
Her: Good, cuz she’s a bitch and she’ll do anything 2 get me back 4 stealing her boyfriend once.
Him: Really? I did not know that. What time’s she get home from school? I just want 2 know so I can be out of here…U know…case she’s trippin.
Her: U know she gets out at three fifteen.
Him: I’d sure hate 4 something 2 happen 2 her on the way home. Maybe I should give her a ride…I mean…a lift!
Her: The damned school ain’t but two blocks away!
Him: I’M JUST THINKING ABOUT Ur MOMMA!


So, U see ladies, it may very well be us who are lying 2 U, not U who are crazy (as we would have U all believe…although some of y’all bitches is crazy…U do know this, right?) when confronted with one of these delicate situations. Just try 2 remember that sure…she may be Grandma 2 U, but 2 Ur man she’s just another old bitch willing 2 suck cock 4 crack. If he happens 2 be one of those guys who likes having an old broad suck his cock then U may be in 4 some trouble. The bottom line is this: the only bitch that don’t want Ur man is the bitch that already got him. It’s up 2 U 2 make sure that bitch stays U!

Keeping U posted,

DS

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cutecarrie6969

Jan 9 @ 12:11AM  
.....one of your best yet, but that top spot won't cum easily. You're going to have to pull and tug your way to the peak by beating off the other members before you can bask in your sastisfactory after glow of climatic achievment.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 9 @ 12:34AM  
All I can say is screwing your first cousin is so wrong!
Luvrgrl

Jan 9 @ 12:44AM  
I'm sorry....My fault....I forgot you were an idiot!

So seriously....I'm not really a bitch...I just play one in YOUR life!

Your post is keeping me bro! You are the fuckin shit!
wtxman

Jan 9 @ 1:07AM  
All I want to know is : How the Fuck did DS escape from the cellar,I thought one of you were watching him." chingas cabrone tu madre"
kkatydid

Jan 9 @ 7:35AM  
Fresh coffee, a smoke and a new DS blog, no better way to start the day. Ummm, well, I can think of another one, but he's got to work his way across the country fuckin' all us bitches before he gets here!! A kudo for you my friend!!
evening_storm

Jan 9 @ 8:37AM  
A unique sense of humor....like the frog in the blender.....a spin of hilarity with bits and pieces of reality mixed in.....

E. S. Rain

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