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posted 8/10/2010 7:02:51 PM |
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A man called home to his wife & said,"Honey i have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several friends...we'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion i've been waiting for.So could you please pack enough clothes for a week & set my rod & fishingbox next to them. We're leaving from the office & i will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh please pack my new silk pyjamas." The wife thinks this sounds fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home & asked if he caught any fish? He said,"Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill & a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like i asked you to do?" You'll love the answer....The wife replied, " I did. They were in your fishing box....." NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!

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redbronze

Aug 10 @ 10:10PM  
Smile....
sugarnspice005

Aug 11 @ 10:21AM  
GOTCHA!!!
maxximuss1967

Aug 11 @ 1:03PM  
LOVE IT
themama

Aug 11 @ 1:23PM  
We are good and sneeky...
budman701

Aug 12 @ 9:26AM  
Ok.... now I live in Florida and there aint no way that your catching Bluegill and Swordfish from the same hole

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