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posted 8/7/2010 9:26:34 PM |
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.

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redbronze

Aug 7 @ 10:01PM  
HA HA HA no kidding we could substitute Afganistan with Viet Nam easily...
soft_touch938

Aug 8 @ 12:33AM  


Best joke I've heard in a long time....kudo for sure!!!
RJ53

Aug 8 @ 3:54AM  
That just reminded me of Klinger on Mash. Cute joke.
wstang69

Aug 8 @ 10:10AM  

not as observant as he thought
Lisa46

Aug 8 @ 11:18AM  
that was cute thanks Hog

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